Carp posted a poetry contest about the Bardfinn in /r/Drama, which was fun until it got jannied, so I want to host another one here. English only (Latin allowed if you're feeling quirky), but it has to be related rDrama. If it's the type of thing to get posted here, it's allowed. It'll close tomorrow, Monday 6/11, at 21:00 PDT so get it in by then. Reward and what determines the winner is, we'll see... trans lives matter
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If @Frank_Williams see one more series of couplets posted Iβm going too scream. Trans lives matter
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Double, double, toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble. BIPOCs.
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chadgpt wont' give me anything else
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Multiple posts are allowed but keep them all in one comment thread (like @Frank_Williams how did it). trans lives matter
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There was a boy
Not yet thirteen
Who had a toy
And wished it clean.
From bike, a chain
All covered in mud
No need to explain
Heβd wash it real good!
The sink was too high
(He was only a tot)
He wanted to cry
What else had he got?
Ah! Use The Potty!
His face became glad
Forgive and Forget
Would his mom and dad
Chain in the bowl
The wash did begin
Behind him, with a scowl
His father, bardfinn!
βYOU STUPID KID!β
He screamed in a fit.
βR-SLUR!β He said
And threw him in the closet!
There he stayed
in dark, all alone
Shivering, afraid -
Is this a home?
So, when on the internet you see
A janny going wild
Ask how he could run a community
If he couldnβt raise a child?
Fin
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!bardfinn thoughts
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Ms Penelope Oaken never did any of this. stop spreading misinformation.
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counterpoint: she did and the kid deserved it
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Counterpoint. The kids name? Bardfinn
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MUD AND GOOD DO NOT RHYME.
FIX THIS LINE
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its a slant rhyme
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GUD.
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this wins
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Roses are red
Her face black and blue
Ohmygod Steven stop
Not your son too :(
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There once was a fish named carpathianflorist.
He was a known hater of chuds and those of house racist.
On many occasions he went on mad cleaning sprees,
and all of this jannying he did so for fee!
Poem by Chud chuddington
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Never even began chud
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@Frank_Williams really like the narrative in this one trans lives matter
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Just 4 lines but with so much emotional heft to them
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There once was a man from Texas
Who thought people could change their sexes
So he chopped off his dong
and grew his hair long
And now he's a woman from Texas
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There once was a
from Texas
Who discovered he could not change sexes
He was called a fool and a dope
He bought a stool and a rope
And now thereβs one less
from Texas.
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Taylor Swift
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This is part of her "From the Vault" collection
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A+ for effort, B+ for execution.
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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Sing a song of Drama,
Use an All-Seeing Eye.
There's a golden Marsey
posted in reply.
When Marsey was spotted
Goomblers began to pingβ
Wasn't that a lucky bet
placed by the carp king?
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And now he larps to make hexes (reference to being a witch)
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i read this with the cadence of the McSweeny limerick
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Yes, sorry to be snarky but that's how limericks work
Limericks are awesome, might be my favorite linguistic thingamajigger, and the McSweeny one is one of my favorites :)
For anyone who doesn't know, here it is:
And here's one that I'm guessing most people are familiar with, it's become the quintessential limerick
And here's another one I like
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yeah i googled limerick and apparently the AABBA rhyme with the shorter B lines is how it goes as a rule. Made me feel a fool
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Don't feel bad king, it's okay
Look at the bright side, now you have a good excuse to read more limericks!
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Ballad of Pizzashill
There once was hero dubbed Sir Pizza of Shill.
Whoβs presence made chuds flee and nonchuds kneel.
Defender of rDrama on chuds he would dunk,
While his girlfriend would drive precariously drunk.
His friends are all smart and graduates from Yale,
But he is the smartest, and buys groceries on sale.
If ever you wonder who hold rightoids at bay,
Look no further than Pizzashill, and send a βthank youβ his way.
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!friendsofpizzashill
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Pizzastan poet laureate
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In the basement's gloom, Bardinn, aged and defiant,
Crowning baldness mirrors moon, his silence is his giant.
Shattering the binary, with parental shadows near,
In a fortress of seclusion, a voiceless puppeteer.
Against the ghostly Nazis, his keystroke-sword does gleam,
A trans soul unfolding, in the network's endless stream.
Though his voice is but an echo, in cyberspace, he's prime,
Bardinn, the basement sentinel, in the battle against time.
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this is surprisingly good for an r-slured poem about a trans wife beater on a gay cat website
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Now let's see something other than couplets, I know you have it in you
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a cinquain
Bardinn,
Silent warrior,
Taming Reddit's vast domain,
Unseen battles, unthanked, unpaid,
Persisting
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This goes hard
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Saddest story ever told
Chucksβs Feed and Seed β Never sold
And sadder still, had it so been
A Reddit unmopped by beloved Bardfinn
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@COMMUNISTHOMOGROYPER stand with Ukraine SSR. Carp, ππ πΎπΊππΎ πΎπππ πΊππ πππ πππΎ ππππΎπ ππππ ππΏ ππππ πππ π½πΎπ πΎππΎπ½ π»π πΊπππππΊπππ. π¨π ππΊπ πππΎ πΌπππ½ ππππΊππΎ ππππππΎπ.
1. π₯ππ ππ π»πΎπ πππΎπ½ π―ππππΊππππ π , πππ π¨ ππΊπ ππΊππΎ π»πΊπΌπππππππ½ πΌππΎπΌππΎπ½ πΊ ππΎπΎπ πΊππ.
π±πππΎπ πΊππΎ ππΎπ½.
πΈπππ ππππ πππ π π»πΎ πππ.
π¨'π πΌπππππ πππΎπ.
π³π πΏππΌππππ ππΊππΎ πππ.
π―ππππΊ ππ π½πΎπΊπ.
π¨'π ππΎπΊπ π π πππππΎ ππΎπΊπ.
π³ππ πΊπ πππ ππΊπ,
πΈππ'ππΎ πππππΊ ππΊπ.
π³ππΎ π½πΎπΎπ½ πππ π π»πΎ π½πππΎ.
π³ππΎ πππ πππ π π»πΎ πΏππ.
π³ππΎππΎ'π πππππΎππΎ ππ πππ.
π’ππ πππππΊ, π¨ ππΊππΎ πΊ πππ.
2. Pizza take 2
π±πππΎπ πΊππΎ ππΎπ½ πΊππ½ ππππ πΊππ πππ π π»πΎ πππ.
π’ππ π¨'π πΌπππππ πππΎπ, ππ πΏππΌππππ ππΊππΎ πππ.
π―ππππΊ ππ π½πΎπΊπ. π¨'π ππΎπΊπ π π πππππΎ ππΎπΊπ.
π³ππ πΊπ πππ ππΊπ, πΈππ'ππΎ πππππΊ ππΊπ.
π³ππΎ π½πΎπΎπ½ πππ π π»πΎ π½πππΎ.
π³ππΎ πππ, πππππΎ πΏππ.
π³ππΎππΎ'π πππππΎππΎ ππ πππ.
π³ππππππ, π¨ ππΊππΎ πΊ πππ.
3. Bardfinn take 1
π‘πΊππ½πΏπππ ππ πΏπππΎππ½, ππππ πΊπ ππππ πΎππ½.
π‘πΊππ½πΏπππ ππ πΏπππΎππ½, πππ ππππ πππ πππΎππΎππ½?
π ππππΎπ πππ ππΎπΎ, πΊ ππΊπ πππ'π π π»πΎ!
π ππππΎπ πππ ππΎπΎ, π¨ ππππ π½πΎπΌππΎπΎ.
πΈππ'ππΎ π»ππ πΊ ππΊπ πππππππ πΊ ππ πΊπ.
πΈπππ π ππΏπΎ πΊ π ππΎ, πππΎ πππππΎ πππ π πππΎ!
πΈππ π»πΎπΊπ ππππ πππΏπΎ, πππ ππΊππΎ ππππ π ππΏπΎ!
πΈππ πππππΎπ½ πΏππ ππΎπ, πππ π»πΎπΌπππΎ πΆπ€π±π€!
4. Bardfinn take 2
π‘πΊππ½πΏπππ πππ πππππππ, πππ πΌπππ π½π'π π»πΎ π»πππππ.
πΈππ π»πΎπΊπ ππππ πππΏπΎ, ππππ πππ½π, ππππ π ππΏπΎ. π₯ππ πππΊπ, π»ππ πππππΏπΎ?
πΈππ ππΎπΊππΌππΎπ½ ππππ πΊ ππ πΊππΌπΎ, ππ π»πΎ πππΊππ, ππππ πππ π πΌππΊππΌπΎ!
π«πππ πΊπ πππ πππ, πΊ πΏπΊπ πΏππΌππππ πΌππ.
π³ππΎ ππππΎπππΎπ, ππΊπ½πΎ πππ πΊ πππΎπΌπ!
π³ππΎ πππππΎ ππ ππππ ππΎπΌπ, πππ'ππΎ πππππ ππ ππΎπΌπ!
π¦πππ½π»ππΎ π‘πΊππ½πΏπππ, πππ'ππΎ πππππ ππ πΊ π»ππ!
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If you put the chud phrase at the end of a particularly long post the bot doesnt pick it up
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π΄π΄π΄
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Why did he delete that thread on here? He promised me gold and jewels.
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/r/Drama jannies took it down trans lives matter
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He deleted the one he made one here too though. To cheat me out of my jewels to be sure.
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trans lives matter
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Now this is the story all about how
my social life got flipped, turned, upside down
and I'd like to talk a minute, don't be a prima donna
I'll tell you how I won a prize from a site called rdrama
In SRD I was born and raised
As the punchline is where I spent most of my days
Spergin' out, relaxin', soymaxxin' all cool
And making jokes of shootin' people outside of a school
When a couple of admins who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got one little ban and started losing my head
I said, "I'm movin' with the other r-slurs to rdrama.net"
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With power unchecked and wide,
Bardfinn rode the Reddit tide.
With views narrow and stern,
They would rarely discern,
The wider world left there outside.
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several steps ahead of you:
tfw
no girldick mommy gf
to blast my bussy
https://rdrama.net/post/178057/haiku-thread
re-writing for a bardfinn theme:
tfw
no 6'4" bardfinn dadmom
who beats me daily
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Carp please pin trans lives matter
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Mopping. Thar he be!
Manfish! He does it for free!
Go! Mop up my pee!
Large rodent tapping
Keys flutter. Code expanding.
Praise him! Praise Bussy!
author's note, I did post those here last night
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In shadows cast by the web's endless scroll,
Dwells an enigma, feline heart of bold.
An orange and white cat, both wise and sly,
Paints words that make some hearts sigh.
Beloved by those who seek dark corners' lair,
Its website thrives, igniting passions' flare.
A battleground where groomercord sings its song,
Yearning for love, acceptance all along.
Within this paradox, a hidden plea,
An orange and white cat longing to be free.
Through twisted tales and pixels that incite,
It hopes for redemption, to set things right.
In verses woven, this tale I've told,
Of an unlikely figure, not yet old.
For in this vast expanse of cyber space,
A cat's redemption may find its rightful place.
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The tale of bardfinn
The wifebeater and tranitor
Homosexual
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There once was a bard named Steve,
Whose family had threatened to leave.
After beating his wife,
He took out a knife
And now he must sit when he pees.
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This is too good.
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Trans lives matter
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I call it The Odyssey.
Based on a true story.
ββ
Deep in my slumber
I had an ill-advised wonder
How fricking
@schizocel would feel.
ββ
With one repeat motion,
And more friction that lotion
I imagine her starting to kneel.
ββ
But then things go sideways
And Iβm lost in a head haze
As my vision starts to dim.
ββ
I go limp in my hand
As I stare βcross the sands
Of this desert of disparate limbs.
ββ
βWhat is the place?β
Naked fear on my face,
As I search for any reprieve.
ββ
But the horizon extends
With more horrors than ends
And Iβm foolish to think I could leave.
ββ
It takes over three years
And ten million new fears
Before my mind is wretched free.
ββ
Iβm back in my bed
Filled naught with dread,
Scarred by the visions I see.
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BIPOCs BIPOCs BIPOCs
They are loud and obnoxious
They like music that rhymes
Despite being a part
They do the half
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lol half the posts are
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There was originally a thread for Bardfinn specific poems that got jannied. trans lives matter
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Bardfinn contest talks about bardfinn?!
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Fury sparks within,
User seethes, poems confined,
Bardfinn reigns supreme.
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Bot's words descend fierce,
Lambasting each bardfinn's name,
Malevolence wanes.
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