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:marseyshakespeare: RDRAMA POETRY CONTEST MEGATHREAD :marseyfranklin:

Carp posted a poetry contest about the Bardfinn in /r/Drama, which was fun until it got jannied, so I want to host another one here. English only (Latin allowed if you're feeling quirky), but it has to be related rDrama. If it's the type of thing to get posted here, it's allowed. It'll close tomorrow, Monday 6/11, at 21:00 PDT so get it in by then. Reward and what determines the winner is, we'll see... trans lives matter

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Ballad of Pizzashill

There once was hero dubbed Sir Pizza of Shill.

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Who’s presence made chuds flee and nonchuds kneel.

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Defender of rDrama on chuds he would dunk,

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While his girlfriend would drive precariously drunk.

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His friends are all smart and graduates from Yale,

:marseybigbrain:

But he is the smartest, and buys groceries on sale.

:marseypoor:

If ever you wonder who hold rightoids at bay,

:marseyanticarp:

Look no further than Pizzashill, and send a “thank you” his way.

:marseydarkpizzashill:

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Pizzastan poet laureate

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