Carp posted a poetry contest about the Bardfinn in /r/Drama, which was fun until it got jannied, so I want to host another one here. English only (Latin allowed if you're feeling quirky), but it has to be related rDrama. If it's the type of thing to get posted here, it's allowed. It'll close tomorrow, Monday 6/11, at 21:00 PDT so get it in by then. Reward and what determines the winner is, we'll see... trans lives matter
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There once was a bard named Steve,
Whose family had threatened to leave.
After beating his wife,
He took out a knife
And now he must sit when he pees.
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Trans lives matter
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This is too good.
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I call it The Odyssey.
Based on a true story.
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Deep in my slumber
I had an ill-advised wonder
How fricking @schizocel would feel.
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With one repeat motion,
And more friction that lotion
I imagine her starting to kneel.
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But then things go sideways
And Iβm lost in a head haze
As my vision starts to dim.
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I go limp in my hand
As I stare βcross the sands
Of this desert of disparate limbs.
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βWhat is the place?β
Naked fear on my face,
As I search for any reprieve.
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But the horizon extends
With more horrors than ends
And Iβm foolish to think I could leave.
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It takes over three years
And ten million new fears
Before my mind is wretched free.
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Iβm back in my bed
Filled naught with dread,
Scarred by the visions I see.
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