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:marseyshakespeare: RDRAMA POETRY CONTEST MEGATHREAD :marseyfranklin:

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Carp posted a poetry contest about the Bardfinn in /r/Drama, which was fun until it got jannied, so I want to host another one here. English only (Latin allowed if you're feeling quirky), but it has to be related rDrama. If it's the type of thing to get posted here, it's allowed. It'll close tomorrow, Monday 6/11, at 21:00 PDT so get it in by then. Reward and what determines the winner is, we'll see... trans lives matter

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There was a boy

Not yet thirteen

Who had a toy

And wished it clean.

:#marseywhirlyhat:

From bike, a chain

All covered in mud

No need to explain

He’d wash it real good!

:#marseymoplicker:

The sink was too high

(He was only a tot)

He wanted to cry

What else had he got?

:#marseyconfused:

Ah! Use The Potty!

His face became glad

Forgive and Forget

Would his mom and dad

:#marseybikechainincident:

Chain in the bowl

The wash did begin

Behind him, with a scowl

His father, bardfinn!

:#marseyscream:

“YOU STUPID KID!”

He screamed in a fit.

“R-SLUR!” He said

And threw him in the closet!

:#marseybattered:

There he stayed

in dark, all alone

Shivering, afraid -

Is this a home?

:#marseydomesticabuse:

So, when on the internet you see

A janny going wild

Ask how he could run a community

If he couldn’t raise a child?

:#marseyconfused:

Fin
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this wins

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!bardfinn thoughts :marseypleading2:

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:marseyclapping:

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:#marseyshakespeare:

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Ms Penelope Oaken never did any of this. stop spreading misinformation.

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counterpoint: she did and the kid deserved it

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Counterpoint. The kids name? Bardfinn

:#marsey:

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren: Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 01 hours 10 minutes and 22 seconds

Record is 1 days 10 hours 08 minutes and 36 seconds by beamrifle

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was ThermonuclearNecrostorm which was 0 days 11 hours 51 minutes and 25 seconds

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Best friend is ACA with 215 mentions

rdrama is currently running at 270.448 µBardyhertz with 4644 total mentions since 2022-09-24

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren: Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 00 hours 22 minutes and 24 seconds

Record is 1 days 10 hours 08 minutes and 36 seconds by beamrifle

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was ThermonuclearNecrostorm which was 0 days 11 hours 51 minutes and 25 seconds

██████████████      28 06-06
███████████████████ 37 06-07
████████████████    32 06-08
█████               10 06-09
██████████████      27 06-10
████████████        24 06-11
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Best friend is ACA with 214 mentions

rdrama is currently running at 269.290 µBardyhertz with 4641 total mentions since 2022-09-24

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MUD AND GOOD DO NOT RHYME.

FIX THIS LINE

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its a slant rhyme :marseyraging:

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GUD.

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:marseychingchong:

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Soul

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren: Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 00 hours 03 minutes and 48 seconds

Record is 1 days 10 hours 08 minutes and 36 seconds by beamrifle

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was ThermonuclearNecrostorm which was 0 days 11 hours 51 minutes and 25 seconds

██████████████      28 06-06
███████████████████ 37 06-07
████████████████    32 06-08
█████               10 06-09
██████████████      27 06-10
████████████        24 06-11
████████████        24 06-12

Best friend is ACA with 214 mentions

rdrama is currently running at 268.904 µBardyhertz with 4640 total mentions since 2022-09-24

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