GOOD thread.

I used to be into wolf roleplaying as a teen so there are countless examples. The worst is something I didn't write, though; at some point a foreign piece of extremely sappy handwritten poetry of the LIFE IS PAIN, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME variety made it into my home (my mother used to be a teacher, so that was probably the source), and she accused me of writing it even though my handwriting was much shittier than the author's and I'd never write poetry of my own accord let alone something like that.

In art class our teacher had us watch a video with some artist expounding his view that inspiration was not necessary for art. This pissed me off to the point I unprompted wrote an 8 page digression in opposition, and put it in her inbox. This made her give me compliments on taking the class seriously, which secretly pissed me off more.

im literally screaming, the first english book i read was a goosebumps one so when i was like nine i wrote my own goosebumps book and i rediscovered it at like 18 and couldnt believe how bad it was, and it also was half in danish and half in english because i was still learning to write in english

IDK if it was embarassing, but back when I was in college I took a women's studies course.

It was taught by a radfem and I used all types of the jargon when writing essays for the class.

Think like "deconstructing calvin klein advertisements in the context of the male gaze of capitalism." stuff like that.

I got an A.

Strags man

Bad fanfiction is the most embarrassing thing i ever wrote.

When I was younger I would write short stories that were just straight up ripoffs of twilight zone episodes I just watched. I struggled immensely with writing fiction so the stories would cap out at 4 pages. I remember one was a rip off of the episode the Howling Man which I was angry about because I thought it was pro religion so I rewrote it to be anti religion. I also tend to dislike the essays I write 6 months after writing them.

I’m no writer, but back when I was in High School I used to write short stories, and all of them were cringy. I remember one of them was an Alice Through the Looking Glass inspired tale (maybe one could even call it fan-fiction with different character names lmao), my classmates liked it, but re-reading it years after it looked awful with terrible dialogue.

in 8th-9th grade i used to write really bad slice of life zombie apocalypse OC, if that makes sense.

like everyone would be trying to survive and stuff but at the same time they would fall in love and have secks and stuff every once in a while i’ll come across some of the old papers lying around and i’ll spend the next 2 hours trying not to

I sent an email to Bungie sincerely asking them to let me play Halo 2 early.

Not me, but I dated this girl who wrote Harry Potter fan fiction about us that she posted to a fanfic website. She was Hermione and I was the evil blonde boy and all the stories were just stories about our troubled relationship (how much of a meanie I was) set in the Harry Potter universe. I found it on page 3 of Google while looking for her social media profiles. It was disturbing, but I was with her entirely for ungodly reasons, so I wasn't deterred. Anyway, she was homeless last time I checked and her rich parents had stopped trying to fix her

Probably my hastily written drunken poem I posted here once

Shock smut between attack on titan characters just for those leaks megathreads on reddit. I feel like shooting myself everytime I remember I did that.

Porn.