They turned James :marseymetokur: Bond into a flaming libtard :marseysoycrytremble: wtf :mjlol:

One soy milk please, shaken not stirred :marseycheers:

Taken from "On His Majesty's Secret :marseyglow: Service"

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Poorly written tripe. Honestly Bond should be going after Muslim terrorists and other real-world threats. Also if you wanted to deconstruct Bond don't make the mistake Alan moore did and turn him into a straight-up villain. All of Bond's symptoms, such as his coldness, violence, hyper-promiscuity, misogyny, alcoholism, permanent adolescence shown by his love of Disney films and obsession with cars, guns, and gadgets, bouts of depression, discomfort around children, violent mood swings, madonna/whore complex, and desperate need to appear suave and cultured, point to him having been sexually abused as a child. Probably by a close female relative or caretaker. It's not hatred of women that drives Bond; it's hatred of a woman. He's mostly functional in his line of work but I don't think he can function very well in day to day life. Most of his love affairs seem to collapse after they move in together. Bond doesn't seem to have any close friends outside of work. He's a troubled, sad man who only feels alive when he'a staring death in the face.

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literally :marseyme: me :marseyme:

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I'm so sorry you were molested

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no I was the femolester :aroused:

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will you molest me?

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>he doesn't remember :meow:

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:#marseyhands:

molested and I can't even jerk off to the memory. Why even live? :#marseysuicide:

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