.webp?h=8 "Top Hat (kek) - Technically a top hat, shut up")
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However bad you think the book might be, it's worse pic.twitter.com/sgcRee1vqO
— Roman ๐ฆ (@goodhorsemen) May 3, 2024
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It's giving Caroline Calloway meets /r/braincels
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Keep yourself safe r-slur
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Youve been especially hostile lately
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more like Cab Calloway meets
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if you are a damsel in distress pill popper pixie dream girl please DM me
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Doesn't count unless you're haplogroup K.
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i might be neurodivergent or out of the loop but the vibe i'm getting here is you're unfckable
is this right sweaty?
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Yes lmao
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Person who wrote the article
Person who tweeted
Person who wrote the book
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Is the top one a man?
Nvm i googled it its is absolutely a man. That is actually the least manly photo i saw.
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The song 'dude looks like a lady' doesn't even apply here because he looks nothing like a lady
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I think that guy had a story where he was in a 3 pearson stuff... was it something with p _ d _o ???? i read it on rdrama think i recognizeas that image
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I thought for sure the book author would be a man, she has a tremendous understanding of neurodivergent trends and vocabulary.
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I adore my ny lit friends but jesus christ this is trash
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h e n l o.
f r e n.
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Hecko
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I'm bimothy
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Kill all English majors.
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I'm sorry. It's for the greater good.
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Reading is GOOD !bookworms kill this scrote
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Books meant to be read with one hand don't count.
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r u new here? i'm a regular hater of word porn and run the bookclub lol. also masturbation is a sin and i am praying 4 u
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!fellas
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this site can't afford to lose us, scrotes would run it into the ground
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Ultimately it's simps' fault for enabling your kind because women don't have meaningful agency.
The traitor is more deserving of scorn than the foreigner. The site was truly a bastion of proud mongoloid cute twinkry until the eternal female attention seeker began appearing. 
I do applaud you trying to get dramatards to read though
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I don't believe you
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Wtf do u want me to do about that
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stop being a woman. A woman is literally an adult human female who reads her porn.
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He is already intellectually dead
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A buddy I had back in HS put it best:
"Why would I get a degree in a language I already speak? An English degree is just paying someone thousands of dollars to tell you to read Jane Austen, and then you don't even read Jane Austen."
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Jane Austen is great and if you're a straggot moid looking to meet women, the Jane Austen Society is like 99% foids.
Edit: This could be you, Louisville Austenites:
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!fellas get in there and brood, you'll be getting that primo kitty in no time flat
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Central Tennessee chapter:
Mr. Willoughby on bottom left can get it.
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I would let the ghosts of those biofoids haunt me to my last opium-clouded and alcohol-soaked day as I brood byronically in my West Yorkshire moor estate, if you know what I mean.
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Why yes, I did use a word in an ironic fashion, as is my wont as a wordcel. How could you tell?
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You type like a strag and your shit's all r-slurred.
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Lol
@JimieWhales I have been once again flounced, trounced, skewered, mocked, belittled, humiliated, sanctioned, talked down upon, laid low, humbled, owned, even wrecked. 
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it shouldn't be funny but the random asian guy made me laugh lol
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That guy's got it figured out:
fresh fit? โ๏ธ
tumescent loins? โ๏ธ
18th century witticisms prepared? โ๏ธ
dowry secured? โ๏ธ
It's hapa-making time!!!
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So you're saying I get to chat up foids and look dapper doing it?
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The catch is you have to read six whole books.
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I've done that before. How many artillery barrages are in these books? 5 per?
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unfortunately, it's not one of my
special interests, so out the window it goes
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that's like saying "u know how to ride a bike w/ training wheels, why would u need to learn to ride w/o them?"
these subjects improve critical thinking, argumentative skills, analysis (textual and beyond), and emotional intelligence (just to name a few) 
--all of which are applicable to every avenue of my life and are not just useful for a job lol (stemcels can't relate) 
people risked severe consequences (death, punishment, prison, etc etc i'm so tired shut up) so they could learn to read prior to age of mass literacy for a reason. scrotes like u spend thousands of dollars on onlyfans, i'm becoming a more well-rounded individual and a viable candidate for employment. we are not the same.
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nope. i have been working full-time on top of classes since freshman year lol. also re: syntax my insomnia meds have not worn off plz forgive i'm barely lucid lol
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All those words won't bring daddy back.
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Any reasonable person should already have those.
I'm
tbh us EngGODS actually get an awful lot of useful knowledge and transferable skills.
gigar-slurs maybe, porn is free since they invented the internet lol
As a subway sandwich artist.
Correct, I can do math
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Lmfao clearly, I said eng improves these skills, not grants you them outright moron.
Skill issue
this was funny
but I'm pursuing a JD lol
gg I can't
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And I meant that you should be good enough at those after HS you would be fine for the rest of your life
skill victory
"What do you mean no one cares that I can write a text analysis essay???"
BOO:(6d+3)(2d+10)-30=45, solve it now
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Skills wane over time if not tended to. Your logic is that once you know how to do something, you should never try to become better at it? Bleak, but that tracks
If so, we wouldn't use that word as a pejorative for stupidity/social ineptitude lol. Why are there so many nonprofits concerned for your kind's wellbeing, not to mention the whole slice of medical/psychological research devoted to treating autism if it's so great? And what about that time people tried to selectively breed your condition out of existence?
It's called a disability for a reason, we learned prefixes in elementary English. I take back what I said earlier about reading to improve critical thinking, maybe u should just stick to playing w trains or whatever it is you r-slurs do. I hate when Autism Speaks.
Being able to analyze and comprehend language is important bc we all communicate using written fricking language lolol. Plus analytical skills are transferrable, but yes pls tell me more ab how calculus and fluency in javascript are oh so helpful in day-to-day life.
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Any reasonable, well-rounded person should be exercising those skills daily, idk, maybe you just don't?
Besides, if you wanted to take a course that teaches them, you can take history courses and actually learn something.
Because the low-functioning tard version is a real pain in the butt, high-functioning chads like me make modern society logistically possible.
1: that's baisically a prereq for not being a fricking r-slur
2: yikes sweaty,
misia
Even junior stemcels learn valuable knowledge about the electricity, physics, and thermodynamics that surround our everyday lives. I'm sure reading Jane Austen really puts you ahead though
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Counterpoint: as an attractive person of gussy (
) you are nigh guaranteed to be able to find someone to financially assist or support you and don't have to worry as much about the financial aspect of pursuing English and philosophy. I don't disagree on your points; people should strive to be more well rounded and literate (especially so you can more eruditely dunk on internet r-slurs 
), and it's great that you can do the things you love as a career, but we scrotes have to be a little more pragmatic.
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This is a psuedo intellectual safe space
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I'm not even trying to be highbrow, I just put on my
and the 50 cent words come out 
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countersignal: it would be nice to be supported financially and thank you for the compliment (
), but i'm not dating rn and probably won't want to for a long time so that's not rly my reality. 
if dramatards' only incentive to strive for literacy is to slapfight efficaciously then that's better than not reading at all. while being pragmatic is respectable, i think a life well lived is one in which you follow what fulfills you xo
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This is top tier satire and all you !commenters are all the poorer for not appreciating this masterpiece.
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It took me 10 minutes to find someone to frick and 10 hours to find anyone willing to listen to me talk.
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She was not into it. Had to do the whole, "you are so smart" routine just to get it going.
It was really hot.
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The interview or the book?
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The excerpt
Is that from the review or the book?
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oh definitely satire. still trash bc it's
but satire nonetheless
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So "lit" is just tweets now?
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"Reading" is my way of coping with the fact I'm addicted to the internet. Its just "reading" on the internet.
We used to be all about "reading". Reading a book, learning some facts. The internet changed that. Now "reading" is just "reading" on the internet.
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That's straight fire.
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this is my Finnegans Wake
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Actually really good prose
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Okay so
The samurai were officially abolished as a caste in Japanese society during the Meiji Restoration in 1867
The first ever fax machine, the "printing telegraph", was invented in 1843
And Abraham Lincoln was famously assassinated at Ford's Theatre in 1865
Which means
There was a 22 year window in which a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln
Snapshots:
https://x.com/goodhorsemen/status/1786458949505667392:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Same sister
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