Weekly "what are you reading" Thread #61

I remember liking it when I was 13

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The 1st 3rd was very boring and irritated me cuz it had a lot of boring lol random seeming events

Also the initial protag fricks a catgirl and that deadbeat whore leaves him a kid

The middle 3rd looked much better when the witch b-word came along, she wAs a really enjoyable villainess

Also I listened to the audiobook version for the last third cuz I was impatient and on the road and in the fieldwork this week, and it's like 6 hours audiobook. - apparently the author himself read the book and he's a decent narrator

The 2nd half felt like all the random bullshit came together like an adult fantasy tale, which was nice. The audio book even featured a short interview with the author in which he states he wanted to write a Grimm's fairytale but like explicitly for adults

Also completely unrelated but there's some great sections in the book for all you fictionmania.com degenerates, the b-word witch 🧹 transforms a lot of shit, and at one point transforms a farmboy she kidnapped into a goat to pull her sled with another 🐐🐐🐐 goat

Then she lays a trap 🪤 and creates a tavern to assassinate one of the protagonists for reasons, and transforms one of the goats she kidnapped into a dufus human with a speech impediment and the farmboy into a mute tavern wench, really out of the blue 🔵