https://writing.stackexchange.com/questions/70196/is-it-considered-vulgar-to-use-massive-to-describe-female-breast-size
I'm currently working on the outlines for my main characters, and my female lead has very specific features and measurements. Breast size and buttocks shape and size has always been the most difficult for me to describe in a tasteful manner. With my main character having size HH cups I cannot think of any other way to describe them as "amply massive heavy slopes."
The story will have mature content and is in the dark-fantasy romance genre.
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Prizewinning melons
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Imagine needing to discuss this like a nerd instead of showcasing it like a chad.
!g*mers
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BRAZILGODS I KNEEL
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I'd frick the foid on the right so hard bros. She'd probably be such a freak once you fricked all the jesus shit out of her.
!hornyposters
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the redhead in the back looks to be the hottest of all to me, butt you cant see her body so...
!slots123
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Yeah I don't think she's one of the evangelicals though so it wouldn't be as much fun corrupting her
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Ummm
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not the bikini one, the one on the right with the long skirt and the bible
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Oh. I didn't realise there was a fricking woman on that side until I opened the fricking img fully. Ignore me.
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LOL. This is wild. What's the context of this?
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No idea but looks like the christians won.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Beyblade/comments/1fqqmco/uwu/
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Godless heathens btfo
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Brazilian variety tv is wack
This post rests on native land
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Sorry I can't help you. I don't speak dishwasher
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Hitting the amply massive heavy slopes...
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Amply massive is in no way descriptive. We are talking about titties that are 75-100% size of her head, approximately. Make comparisons or give the reader context to visualize what you are thinking. The male audience has no idea what HH cup is. I had to look it up and it's smaller than I would have guessed. Similarly, amply massive conjures thoughts of tits bigger than a handful but not nasty huge sloppy tits like your character probably has.
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Pretty sure "amply massive" doesnt really make sense.
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What's going on here jimie
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An illustration of how the cleavage claymore cuts both ways.
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Feminism
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my s*x junk lady
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Do NOT be subtle about this. Tolkien tried to be subtle and then Hollywood ended up casting B-cup Blanchett and Chestless Clark as the "fairest of all elves".
Readers have understood for decades that Galadriel was meant to be massively stacked until Hollywood ruined everything.
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if its mature dark fantasy why does it matter if its vulgar?
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voluptuous
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my serious advice for this guy is that thats the gayest thing ive ever read and that in order to describe a woman's breasts you dont have to ever describe them at all. you could use euphemisms of course, but a third person narrator wouldnt say "heavy slopes". a third person narrator would maybe mention "full figured" once and then breasts would only come up if they were story or action-scene relevant
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So what's the problem?
I mean there is always going to be some level of sexualization when describing secondary sexual characteristics. Only way to avoid it is to get in a perspective of a female and how she views her own breasts/butt in an insecure way that invokes more anxiety than something sexual.
If you're a male and you never talk to a woman before long enough to form some sort of relationship, this will be an impossible task.
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mommy milkers
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you massive?
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Big boobs were made up by men and don't actually exist
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Massive is quite pedestrian
Try
honkin great
globular
like two puppies fighting in a sack
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I prefer the high class term "watermelon funbags"
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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NEVER MENTION BRE*STS IN MY BOOKS
I DON"T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THOSE NASTY THINGS
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Huge tracts of land
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Bodacious Bazongas
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Just go with yuge.
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is the
getting plowed by a werewolf, a minotaur or an orc twink?
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Thinking about tits...
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