George RR Martin is opening a medieval themed hipster craft cocktail bar instead of writing Winds of Winter :marseymagdump:

!bookworms !chuds

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Maybe he'll finally pick up alcoholism so he can finally write like the other great authors.

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Someone should introduce him to cocaine

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Good in theory

>High as frick Stephen King work ethic

Bad in practice

>High as frick Stephen King story endings

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>High as frick Stephen King story endings

Might be what's needed for him to come up with any ending at this point.

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I don't think the sober GRRM story ending would be any better lol

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Oh no, GRRM might end a story with everyone dead and/or fricking each other... oh hang on that's what he already writes

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>stephen king quality

:marseyyikes: just turn the series into the book at this point

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To be fair, SK's sober endings aren't really any better

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The worst of both worlds is George RR Martin retains his same pace of production, but adopts Stephen Kings depravity and his books are entirely s*x scenes, but gross and of usual George RR Martin quality

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He's going to stumble on semaglutide and extend his life a decade.

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idk there's a lot of youtubers making

:marseygrumpy: My semiglutide experience

type videos, which are about terrible and persistent symtoms

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The question is whether being morbidly obese is worse than the side effects. It's probably worth it until you hit a bmi in the high 20s.

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Is he speaking in that video or is that his jaw moving?

https://media.tenor.com/LD8af-g3rGsAAAAx/tweaker-adam.webp

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Or Ozempic

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he gon die

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The poor fella is probably currently wandering around the corridors of his massive mansion, slowly dying of dehydration, à la Gene Hackman......

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