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Sir our team of specialists has checked your rig and we regret to inform you your device is FUBAR. If you’d like we can discuss some of your alternative options.

But the machine is brand new? I just wanted you to add some memory??

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No the machine is clearly FURBAR

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I wish owning a cat wasn’t so gay.

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Got your self a normal cat a “Maine Coon”

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Those are dope, but I’m not paying $5k for a dumb animal that I have to feed and cleanup after.

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This is cat mate not a dog and it’s a American breed and are cheaper to get that a pitbull

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I bought two golden retrievers with AKC champion bloodlines for $3,000 a piece.

I’m not trying to buy some bargain bin feline.

I looked it up, purebred maine coons are like $4,000.

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have s*x incel

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Gottem

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get a cat and give it anabolic steroids

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>using the power supply as an exhaust fan

NGMI

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:marseylove::marseylove::marseylove::marseylove::marseylove:

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Somehow I can make these golden marseys appear lol

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:#marseyspecialpat:

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NlGGER KY$ NOW

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every marsey posted in the marsey hole gets gold status

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Adorable. This reminds me back in the day when I was a kid I would hide my little jars of weed in those metal hard drive bays inside my desktop

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Did u make it so the front popped off or did u have to openmaxx the case?

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Openmaxxed the case it was some high security shit

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Would have been s tier to hackmaxx the slider mechanism on a CD ROM drive to pop open the compartment

I was a basementcel so i always hid my nug jars in the droptile ceiling and my mollies in the troop compartment of a 1/72nd scale Bradley apc

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Heck yea dude. I always wanted a basement to get fricked up in, the backyard was my only option back in the day

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At least u were getting fresh air lmao

Did ur parents ever suspect anything about ur backyard time

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Depends, usually I would slip out in the dead of night if they caught me they would know but otherwise I would spend a decent amount of time outside or going on walks so it wasn't too suspect

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Weed rly makes u appreciate the outdoors

Portable herb vapes were a game changer for me tho, and i pour one out for the stoners that never had them

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You mean the dry herb vapes right? My first ever was the Magic Flight Launch Box. Shitty little wooden box with a metal screen you would plug in a battery to heat it up. I bought if off Amazon with gift cards I paid for in cash, and picked up at an Amazon Locker. No paper trail and my parents had no clue.

But yea herb vapes are the shit. Look into the Flower Pot if you do. It connects to a bong and rips harder than any vape I ever hit. Even the Volcano or anything. I hate those little vape pens they have now adays tho. Either smoke or vape real bud or dab hash oil, frick those vapes.

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All you give a frick about is peepee and you'll take the opinion of whatever the peepee is attached to has. No point in taking anything you say seriously. You're a caricature of what FDS criticizes which I thought wasn't even a real thing until I met you

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