In case you somehow missed it, Trump got shot in the head by a deranged Guatemalan¹ but the bullet ricocheted off his hairpiece.

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1812251538523643936

¹: I have no evidence of this, but I feel it in my heart.

I'm one of the oldest !zoomers, so I am just barely old enough to remember some oldstrag memes from when I was a kid. When I was 11, the "bitches don't know" meme was huge on 4chan:

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bitches-dont-know

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Bitches_Don%27t_Know

The original image:

I had completely forgotten about it until last night, when I stumbled across this:

I am formally requesting two Marsey versions of this !oldstrags meme: one where Marsey's shirt says "BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MY DRAMA" and another one where Marsey's shirt says "BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MY BUSSY". Then submit both of them as sidebar images.

500 Dramacoin for whoever does it.

!marseyartists

1500 dc for each of the following

marseytornado

marseyvolcano

marseyhurricane

marseyearthquake

other natural disasters idk

i also have no idea what the latter two are supposed to look like, figure it out

oh and marseywhirlpool

marseyquicksand

ummmm

marseywildfire

marseytsunami

marseylightning

marseylandslide

marseyflood

marseyblizzard

500 each after the first one

no low efforts

NOTE: This should be marsey AS these things. Marsey EXPERIENCING these things just gets you 500.

go now

Shoutout @Spuddy

I am offering 1,000 coins for a good Khamala Harris Marsey. I will also pay out 500 coins to a second place winner so as to not discourage competition

The Marsey has to be recognizable as her like how and are quite recognizable. It can't be lazy like with just one or two things changed. Edits from a template could be fine as long as there's quality to it. First and second place are at my discretion.

!marseyartists !sigmastacies Please it's necessary for the future

Can someone please make a Marsey of this with a tool belt? I'll pay 2000 DC. 500 more DC if you name it marseyelectrician and give her wire cutters that say "Klein" like this

Shout out to @Spuddy

!soyteens

@Corinthian suggested this bad boye

!marseyartists

He looks like teddy bear 🧸 pic.twitter.com/ZBsuK9B8qA

— cats with pawerful aura (@catswithaura) July 14, 2024

!animalposters

I'm Marsey Frog

This is my post.

I eat the bug.

USE THIS TO COPE SEETHE AND DILATE TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT

!chuds get some use out of this

Marsey told the SS to wait so she can paw pump. Even as a dog lover I have to admit this is based