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Being French is to exist in a state of barely contained rage. You sit at a cafe, sip a tiny espresso and eat a delicate pastry on your union-mandated 4-hour coffee break, looking as placid and content as can be, but under the surface a seething ocean of emotion boils, ready to destroy Europe for the 4th time in 2 centuries, finally put perfidious Albion and the Eternal Kraut in the dustbin of history where they belong, reconquer the ungrateful Algerian swine, assert Francophone dominance in West Africa, kick the disgusting Anglo Ontarian across the St Laurence and raise the Tricolor above a sea of bayonets you will gleefully shove right up the anus of anyone who says "muh surrender monkey".
Sometimes the mask slips, but is quickly reaffixed beneath your fruity beret. You finish your coffee, paying exact change with no tip, and secure your baguette to the back of your 49cc moped. You push the starter button, and in your mind the single cylinder buzz is the righteous grumble of a V12 diesel in a Leclerc, crossing the Rhine with Mirage 2000s screaming overhead.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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Awful language where half the letters are inexplicably silent and the other half don't sound like they should
Abort
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You just have to be CaReFuL about which consonants to pronounce
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Or we could not try to make it easier to communicate with the French
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FTFY, ~The Associated Press
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You gotta speak in a language everyone understand. Cold hard steel.
* pew * * pew * Hand over the baguettes, Frenchy! * pew * * pew *
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There's a reason it was the language of the rich and powerful people (back when things were good)
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Haitians learned it neighbor
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Hati is the only country to result from a slave rebellion in herstory
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I'm tired of being in here !goomblers
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Haitians were the catalyst that turned me from radlib to
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They escaped the bondage of slavery and in doing so, helped you escape bondage of the mind.
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They speak creole lmao their word for “abyss” is literally “vewy dip ole”
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Haitians learned AND IMPROVED it
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So exactly the same as english?
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I took 4 years of Fr*nch and scrubbed it out of my brain
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me too, except it was 7 years
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Also great Marsey, she looks beautiful
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Being French is to exist in a state of barely contained rage. You sit at a cafe, sip a tiny espresso and eat a delicate pastry on your union-mandated 4-hour coffee break, looking as placid and content as can be, but under the surface a seething ocean of emotion boils, ready to destroy Europe for the 4th time in 2 centuries, finally put perfidious Albion and the Eternal Kraut in the dustbin of history where they belong, reconquer the ungrateful Algerian swine, assert Francophone dominance in West Africa, kick the disgusting Anglo Ontarian across the St Laurence and raise the Tricolor above a sea of bayonets you will gleefully shove right up the anus of anyone who says "muh surrender monkey".
Sometimes the mask slips, but is quickly reaffixed beneath your fruity beret. You finish your coffee, paying exact change with no tip, and secure your baguette to the back of your 49cc moped. You push the starter button, and in your mind the single cylinder buzz is the righteous grumble of a V12 diesel in a Leclerc, crossing the Rhine with Mirage 2000s screaming overhead.
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She isn't French, she just loves Emily in Paris
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Who was in Paris?
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I never really thought of marsey as a girl cat until you gave her the eyelashes tbh
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X is OTP
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Belle chatte
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Simple/Elegant and well done
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It's like if they cast Marsey in Umbrellas of Cherbourg.
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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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