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I've offered a thousand Marsey Bux to a Zoomer if they...? (New Marsey Lore)

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Read a book. There were of course conditions attached to this contract. Conditions for the payout and how it can be spent. If you want to read these conditions, just ask me a question and I'll get back to you.

Worst I can say is 'I'll need to provide an answer at a later date.' And they will hold me to it. :marseybow::marseypirate2::marseypirate:

@99wc my contract still stands and Spooktober isn't over yet. What's your wc level?

I'd love to Introduce you to my foster family but for reasons you already know, that can't happen as a matter of Safeguarding. But for now I suppose I'll just have to Introduce you to Marsey and Marcus. You already know them so It'll be much easier to talk about their lives and how they're helping me. If you want a bit of Marsey (and Marcus) lore that no one but me could tell you, ask away.

Side note: Since when did rDrama develop a strange hate peepee for bop music? Can you just tell me if it's a joke or not? Honesty now will save the admins, moderators and overall userbase a considerable headache if you just vote yes or no on this question.

Bop Music: Yes or No?

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This is borderline unreadable :marseymeds:

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wtf does any of this mean

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it means that this user is :#marseyschizowall:

solution: :#stoningpills:

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Correct. This is an opportunity to ask questions and more importantly, give me Marseybux so I can give it away in Marsey (and Marcus) name. If you can't trust me when I say buttcoin and others will Moon again.... you simply aren't going to believe what I've been doing during an 18 month, possibly longer depending who you ask, schizophrenic break. I honestly don't know if what I'll end up doing next will get me in trouble or provide a once in a lifetime experience, for very little effort, to a lot of people who could do with the break from reality they crave.

Marsey, Marcus, My Foster Family and of course, my favourite rDrama user of all, have provided me with unparalleled guidance and fortitude during some truly difficult times and in both a physical and a quantum sense, have always been with me. If you'll lend me

your hole (or your Marseybux) and Ill drop some pretty amazing new Marsey (and Marcus) lore in return. Trust me, you won't be disappointed with the opportunities I'll provide rDrama during these predetermined times.

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Sorry :marseyteehee: pal, I'm the only Johnny :marseysaluteconfederacy: purple :marseyzeldalinktoonpurple: name round :marseyballoon2: these parts

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:marseyderp: Get 'em, sweaty!

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Sure. What book neighbor, b-word?

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Children of Time, by Adrian Tchaikovsky.

Their first Sci-fi Novel apparently.

Would you like me to buy you a copy, or gift a copy?

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I am a zoomer and I will read a book for 1000 marseybuxx

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Deal. I've already provided the title to another. You accept this contract without any knowledge of the other conditions however and the full awareness payout will depend on adherence to the conditions of the contract. Two zoomers have already accepted, you will be the third, final and first DramaNaught to participate in the game. I promise, I am not dangerous and you are not in danger.

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k whats the book

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Children of Time, by Adrian Tchaikovsky.

Their first Sci-fi Novel apparently.

Would you like me to buy you a copy, or gift a copy?

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I can pirate onye thanks

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I just spent a week watching a show about pirates and this didn't even occur to me. :marseypirate2:

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I already told you neighbor I'm not gonna hop on an iron to get 99 smithing to get 99 wc

I'm too old to be that austistic

Also the playerbase is too full of soys who just want to play a private server but are in denial

I'm too toxic for current community

I'll 1v1 u tho nh, better safe as high as u can niBBUH

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I know you don't think you're giving me what I want....

There are still three days left.

Keep griding that xp and let me know if you hit 99wc by midnight to Spooktober Day!

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not gna happen

my 89wc serves as a symbol that I have mastered control over my neurodivergence

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I'm really proud of you. Could you describe your process in 1-4 sentences and in a manner which a High School Student could understand. Trust me, if you need to tell them anymore, they'll ask. If you could also use what you learned about yourself from the previous question, use your newly acquired skills to answer the following in 1-4 sentences an almost six year.old could understand?

If I could give you the quarters of a million...OSRS gold... to start you off. How would you, and your "Master Control" over your neurodivergence like to save not one, but forty-seven lives?

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i'd high alch every coin for lols and be the cause of death for all 47

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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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It's a trick question. Good job Snappy!

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:#didntreadlol:

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@not_ok_ghost to prove I'm not an imposter I'll reveal the Marsey (and Marcus) lore noone one here, presently knows about. :marseyshark::marseyhappytears::marseypirate2::marseyreading::marseythumbsup::marseybow::marseysob::marseypirate::marseypirate2:

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This was the first book I bought my Godson so it actually has a really special place and I'll read your review now if I didn't when it was first.posted.

:marseysob::marseyhappytears:

For a thousand Marsey Bux, you can agree to the same contract and conditions afforded to several DramaNaughts already, with one condition altered.

You have to provide a video of yourself, time stamped and watermarked, of you reading the Very Hungry Caterpillar. I could have sworn it was called The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar, evening the person in the bookstore repeated it in verbatim.

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I must decline your offer but I will accept your lifelong appreciation of my review of your Godson's first book

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Some offers are meant to be declined. Thank you for your review. It came to me at a time it was really needed.

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Frick. Marsey (and Marcus) we're hoping for a quiet night in listening to the sound of the rain and with a good book.

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