Such delicious flavour is only achieved by using the most exotic & expensive ingredients available. The process of production is as followed:
The eggs are taken from an exotic species of "sturgeon carp" from the carpathians, a near extinct species of which only one male specimen is still known to exist.
Using traditional chinese methods we have been able to force the fish to produce roe. The carp is fed a diet consisting only of freshly murdered kittens, SRDines and pistachios which were personally discarded by @pizzashill's hand.
Once harvested the roe is carefully washed with the tears of !chuds making sure all impurities are exterminated. Then we repeat this process but with !incels, the salt of their tears is perfect for preservation.
to make sure that they have the right salinity we carefully expose them to dramafoid meta drama. because too much would ruin the flavor profile. Then they are packed using lids of gold mined solely with south african slave labour.
do you think it is a taste you can afford?
A better version of the image has already existed for several hours and was submitted as emoji, 
please do not judge me for this QoL edit. I'd almost chud myself for the typos out of shame and not because my employer forced me at gunpoint. 
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Promoting anarchofascism for 9 years and counting.
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Chadshit
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Read further cute twink. Chinese chemicals can do EVERYTHING!
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frick.
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Why pistachio
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lurk moar.
Or to make it easier, just look up pistachio.
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Just tell me
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Pizzashill challenged the pistachio cabal... And came out on top.
I really do not want to explain something which is funnier read, please...
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Ah of course, to be honest I didn't even read through the post where
you literally 
mention the pistachio saga and now I feel bad for being r-slurred 
sorry 
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Its no problem to me. But I am honestly afraid of the short attention span of people on this site, I ask myself "are these people really claiming to be part of the so called masterrace?" It too could be reading comprehension but early zoomer mutts are the primary audience, of course the powerusers are obviously older but lets not bother with 13% of the population.
Glory to Russia!
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