frick doctors frick @Garry_Chess

took @McCoxmaul's art here and made a template for ur use !marseyartists

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Doctorcel explaining to a parent how xer kid's skin is going to melt and explode if xhe doesn't pay $500,000 for an arm removal surgery (he had a bump on his knuckle): https://i.rdrama.net/images/17204534889005423.webp

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Anyone who takes doctorcels seriously should do a comparison on mental health outcomes before and after the rise of psychiatry :marseyagreefast: @FBIshill

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Mental health isnt real medicine

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:marseyyes: :!marseydoctor:

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The medicalization of psych is probably one of the worst things to come out of the last century

!schizos !trolls know

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when Dr. Fauci forced me to take antipsychotics :marseymeds: i was too tired all the time to troll :marseytabletired2: but then the fourth industrial revolution happened :marseythink: and everyone was encouraged to take borderline meth :marseyjunkie: things came back to better than normal :marseypillpopper: so it's a double edged sword :marseyweeb:

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:#marseyunabomber:

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Based take. Mental illnesses are just forms of demonic possession so we need to bring back exorcisms and shamanic rituals.

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@Brevis-Kong handing out shit awards

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:crap: :marseycoin:

:#marseychoice1talking:

:marseyagreefast: Whenever i read a post i face trials and tribulations the average man has never encountered

God gives his greatest challenges to his most faithful :!marseykneel:

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God gives his greatest challenges to his most faithful :!marseykneel:

:#marseyandjesus: :marseykneel: :#marseyhesright:

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My favorite :mersya: class in school. I just get a buzz from trying to help people work things out. Apes together :marseyropewithchingchong: strong.

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We're talking about real doctors here, not ivy league shamanism

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Shamanism is more real than doctors.

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But @Garry_Chess is not a doctor :marseyhmmm:

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:#marseybeanrelieved:

Thanks for linking to that carp post I had not upmarseyd it yet

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please ensure this does not happen again


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Yessir

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How could I not make the list I'm not a gay loser, I'm published and highly peer reviewed and respected.

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Im not on the list therefore it's incorrect :marseynails:

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I love people don't think he's a doctor cause some pill pusher, who got axed cause she kept taking pto for her poor mental health (literally went to an asylum), sent a text to her sister, who is also, presumably, just as mentally ill.

Really shows how down bad a lot of users on here are for the tinies kitty crumb

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I just dont like him :marseywholesome:

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:#horny: !slots988

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Wow you are not bitter about this weird drama at all

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BPD women do things to men.

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she proved he faked cancer though?

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He cured me of my autism, he's a saint.


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Darn I always forget that detail. Frick an internet rando pharm rep knowing more than me.

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>engineers

In the old days a bridge collapsed and people died, therefore to avoid it again we should have rules.

>lawyers and financiers

Our fields are built on trust, so excessive unscrupulousness undermines them. Therefore we should have rules.

>doctors

You can trust me because I've recited an incantation written by a 5th century BC pederast.

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You can trust me because I've recited an incantation written by a 5th century BC pederast.

Oh, but ignore the parts that contain rules like not performing abortions. That's still too many rules.

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this but for dentists x100

you go to any dentist with anything and they start salivating. oh yeah you had sore gums once when you were 12? that means we need to pull out three teeth at £1000 each

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£1000 for pulling a tooth? That explains a lot. BigBookofofBritishSmiles.png

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Those walk in dental clinics are vile.

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I come from a family of doctors, and have been around more than I can count, and you shouldn't trust them at all. I've never met a group of people more mentally ill except for :marseytrain:s. Every single doctor I've met, including my family, have had incredibly tumultuous home lives, cheating, drug use, kids that hate them etc. Most are only knowledgeable in their specific specality and give zero shits about you as a person. Their days are filled with admin bullshit, checking EMR boxes and fat fricks that refuse to lose weight complaining about their knee pain. They are jaded, cynical, and can't wait to retire.

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The only "normal" doctors I know are cosmetic surgeons and dentists (ik ik doctor, but not physician). Radiologists and Virologists are all neurodivergents. Trauma surgeons are usually on some hood rat shit.

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>If no one has debt then Bankers don't have a job

>Banks have an incentive to raise prices of things

Checkmate Jews. :#marseysunglasseson:

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higher prices is soley due to corporate greed and neocolonialism/white supremacy.

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Jews at the bank have somehow figured out people will pay $20 a month just to have an account at their bank even though everyone uses online banking and ATM (not me tho cuz my balance is too high they don't charge me account fees. :marseycapitalistmanlet:)


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We're still at ':space#:'

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No doctor wants their patient to die. That outsources their jobs to coroners. They just want you to be sick forever.

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Patients have to die so the surviving customers have sufficient motivation to continue propping up the doctor industrial complex


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Munchausen's By Practice

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I'm a radical centrist; I think 50% of medicine is useless. Not even joking.

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i only trust nigerian traditional medicine :marseymaidchingchong:

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if doctors didn't exist no one would ever get sick or be injured. this is a scientifically proven FACT. :hmph:

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Also dentists! They have small-hands like a carny! Also why isnt dental stuff covered by medical insurance?. If my tooth get infected and the infection goes elsewhere in my head(like my brain) I could die. I hear its bc even other doctors dont trust dentists!

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Just brush your teeth

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This is like saying farmers want to keep you hungry because otherwise they'd be out of a job.

You'll always need doctors and there is virtually no country on Earth where the supply of medical care outstrips the demand, so there is very little incentive to keep people sick.

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based farmerpilled chad

TFD


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Farmers DO want you to be hungry though otherwise they'd be out of a job. Hunger is a lie. Go Breatharian.

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farmers want to keep you hungry because otherwise they'd be out of a job.

Wheres the lie

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Farmers want to feed you because hunger is a constant of life, just like illness.

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