Marsey was a small cat, ever since she was a kitten. But she was very big in spirit, so it is written. She feared nothing, not even baths. She was a very brave kitty cat. She could jump down from a shelf onto the floor. She could meow the loudest meows, and snore the loudest snores. She could climb the tallest trees, and get stuck in them all the same. Catching mice to her was nothing but a game.

Not only was she daunting, she was clever as well. If you could watch Marsey, you would really tell! She'd devise traps to catch her foes, and succeed every time. When she was on the prowl, she knew just where to hide. Nothing could keep her down, no matter what. Marsey was truly unique in that regard.

One day, she came across a peculiar sight. Her owner had left in a hurry, leaving a mess behind. She saw a bright blue screen, glowing in the dark. She then began to wonder, "What even is that?"

Marsey had seen her owner use it every day before. She never quite understood what it was all for. Marsey had seen her owner click away, and press on the keys. "I have to know... What could such a strange thing be?"

Marsey then had a very bright thought. "This is where my owner watches Tom Scott!" She recalled the way the British man made her feel. "Ooh, I hate that Tom Scott, I hate him for real!" Marsey then began to step on the keys. "That Tom Scott never lets me sleep!" But as she stepped and stepped, she typed out something quite odd. "I think we should probably doxx Tom Scott!"

Somehow the cat had logged on to a strange website. And she had begun an internet fight! Thousands upon thousands of comments were sent. The cope and the seethe never seemed to end. And after everything she made others say, Marsey the cat just went on with her day. She then walked away from the desk with the screen, tipping a glass for her owner to clean. Marsey was a troublemaker, a very bad cat. But everybody loved Marsey, just like that.

Later that night, her owner came home. Her owner then sat on the digital throne. While Marsey smiled, her owner cried. Who committed this digital crime? But to no avail, no answer came. Marsey couldn't have done it, she was so tame...

Teary eyed, her owner refreshed the page. This was simply not fair, no way!

And a single notification read across the screen:

"You've been banned from Reddit for being mean >:("

And all went well, for Marsey the fiend.