Platysfield NFT #1: Owned by @2025_RWBY

Platysfield NFT #2: Owned by @deBOOssy_lmao

Sorensfield NFT #1: Owned by @Fabrico

Sorensfield NFT #2: Owned by @FatFrick64

Platysfield NFT #3: Mama Blois Owned by @CumInspector

Platysfield NFT #4: Pleter Gratipus Owned by @FourthEggnog

Sorensfield NFT #3: Racecar Platy Owned by @Paragon

Sorensfield NFT #4: Becky Owned by @BipocCuteNewY-slur

This is it !fellas ... snappy is going to DIE for xour taxmaxx debts... SPOILER: xere will be NO resurrection oh my god sisters this is so hype!

ANSWER: INFINITY. Cause xe'yre too low level to beat the G*MER !g*mers !coolpeople !1337

!sigmastacies total scrote ERAZURE !moidmoment would be PRICELESS!

!furries !spongebob

Platysfield NFT #7: FUXX. Owned by @BrasilIguana

LORE: KILLS STRAGGOTS. That's all you need to know about him

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Platysfield NFT #8: Wendle the Marsister Owned by @E

LORE: One of the Marsister! weightmaxxes so she can epixally BAIT straightanists into a ROUNDHOUSE KICK STRAG PATROL EPIX STILE has an OwO award and a bob

Sorensfield NFT #7: Ploren Owned by @The_God_Of_Raisins

LORE: Former Platysfield Plavatar AND MOID, the Jewish Transmonk sect subjected xer to INTENSE ritual that transitioned xer into a Jewish Trancel to defeat Duke StragRuq with a bitchslap xhe never coped well with xer transition so xhe turned to a life of straightanism in the hopes of illegally detransitioning SPOILER: XHE NEVER DOES

Sorensfield NFT #8: Donna Plateron Owned by @TheDunceonMistress

LORE: The former wife of !the ONLY QUEEN of Platysfield, she had MAD S*X with Queen Platicious CONSTANTLY then got into a b-word fight which got recorded and sold on the STRAG MARKET NOT. COOL. Platicious needed a scape goat; GOT RID OF THAT BITCHASS NOW SHE WORKING HOOTERS IN SORENSFIELD

!anime !coomers !2dgooners !g*mers !sigmastacies Platicious died 100 years ago. How did Plateron outlive xer? FUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

!anime !coomers !2dgooners What would YOU DO with Sorensfield Rat?

help find cummypants - 11 votes

ditch pants and cuddlesex love time - 7 votes

go FULL STRAG MODE ON XER BUTT - 10 votes

!christians GOOD NEWS: Sorensfield Rat!

YOU: "I uh... like, so like--"

YOU GET B-WORD SLAPPED BY THE TALL MARSISTER. "Nuh-uh, don't even. Apologize or there'll be more of those coming your way."

FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK. You in DEEP TOTES right now sister... If you don't b-word quick, you gonna LOSE YOUR SCROTE SPAULING STATUS. VOTE BELOW:

B-WORD BACK I AIN'T TAKING NO SHIT SISTER - 7 votes

SUPERPOWER: Foid Flash! lifts shirt - 4 votes

ok look im like totes sorry, do whatever you want to me just dont take away my dignity... bends over and flexes asscrack for double sister scrotumlicking - 3 votes

!sigmastacies !moidmoment !coolpeople !besties !anime

Platysfield NFT #5: Platyczar X Owned by @UnholyChristmasbringer

LORE: BEST FRIENDS with Zero, Axl, and Mac from Megaman X3 HATES: X he existed before megaman x also hes stronger abnd has abeter ultimate armor than xs ultimate armor

Platysfield NFT #6: Plateralt of Sorivia Owned by @Geralt_of_Uganda

LORE: BORN in Sorivia. Problem? HATES Sorensfolx. Became an OFFICIAL CITIZEN of Platysfield! DON'T stay in Sorivia

Sorensfield NFT #5: Sorensfield Rat Owned by @jackie

LORE: What happens when you defect to Sorensfield? you GET WHAT YOU FRICKING DESERVE (slavery) the LITERAL DEVIL OF PLATYSFIELD

Sorensfield NFT #6: Mph Err Uuurmph Owned by @whatastory

LORE: GET AWAY FROM ME F-FCE FEUCKING ST-ST-ST-STAYAWAYFROMMEMEE FFF-=FF-F-=FUUUUUGAAAAAAAAGUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Every time you repost Sorensfield Rat, you send a continent worth of innocent people to heck! !furries !soren !besties !platysisters

!sigmastacies PLOT TWIST: stacy sabatoged the work equipment after not getting enough attention from scrotumbotty

LORE: Kills straightanists who screenshot Platysfield NFTs! do NOT misappropriate rDrama copyrighted NFTs or you will be sorry

More furry!

Platysfield NFT #3: Mama Blois Owned by @CumInspector

LORE: Loving batsex giver and mother of the Gratipus family!

Platysfield NFT #4: Pleter Gratipus Owned by @FourthEggnog

LORE: hey lois this reminds me of the time i turned into a Platysfield NFT loving husband of Blois and honorary Family Platy

Sorensfield NFT #3: Racecar Platy Owned by @Paragon

LORE: Racecar Platy. Platysfield famous racer, vaxmaxxed, and professional Batfricker. Once the public learned he was strag mixing, his shitbull boss fired him, forcing him to join a secret Sorensfield faction for free housing and benefits. He now rides the Duckysfield plains, murdering any shitbull he comes across

Sorensfield NFT #4: Becky Owned by @BipocCuteNewY-slur

LORE: Racecar Platy's secret wife. She used to sing on tour across Platysfield until strag mixing tarnisher her reputation. She works the desks of the Sorilluminati, constantly fearing Racecar Platy's dangerous persuits will lead to his demise

DEEP lesson from Platysfield: no strag mixing!

Platysfield NFTs

Platysfield NFT #1: V Neck Platy! Owned by @2025_RWBY

LORE: Happy Platy with a V-neck shirt! the FIRST and MOST EXPENSIVE Platysfield NFT...

Platysfield NFT #2: Master Black Owned by @deBOOssy_lmao

"Out of my premises! You are too WHITE to be trained..."

LORE: The annointed trainer of the Blax Transmonk Dojo, one of the many sects of the mighty Transmonks

Now for the HARD part...

SORENSFIELD NFTs

Sorensfield NFT #1: House Furry Fuxxslave (captured by House Soren) Owned by @Fabrico

LORE: House Furry alpha used for fuxx by the straightanist women of House Soren

Sorensfield NFT #2: Straightanist Purge Master Owned by @Broble64

LORE: Former House Furry lesbian turned gay conversion therapist

Tune in for MORE SOON

Main Pic is Platy Edelgard !fireemblem @Ducky @XMAS_RWBY

Second one is a commission from @Thirtythirst4sissies

I had no other choice, this is what he told me to do I'll probably color Edelplaty for emoji submissions some other time i have other stuff to do

If you are on the Platyslist, you will get a Platy NFT! If you are on the SORENSLIST... you will get a SOREN NFT

Which way, Plavatars?

I'm want to be on the Platyslist! - 19 votes

I'm going to be on the SORENSLIST - 13 votes

I don't want anything for Platysmas im just checking - 4 votes

Subscribe to the thread for when Capy Claus delivers the art! your spot on the list MAY BE SUBJECT TO CHANGE... so beware of committing a mass chuddery

!anime !2dgooners !art !coolpeople Merry Platysmas everyone!

RULES:

1 character only

If you are on the KEYED LIST this year, you will receive an EXCLUSIVE SIGNATURE from King Platy ximself!

If you are on the SORENSLIST.

Capyklaus is NOT. FRICKING AROUND THIS YEAR.

Being a Sorenslist parasite will get you drawn being FUXXED UP like a chud screaming the n word at a gas station so beware, NO CHUDDERY. NO WEIGHTMISIA. NO TRANXMISIA. and NO. straightanism

!anime !2dgooners !pingkings !fireemblem !superheroes nows your chance! Get on the Keyed list before its too late!

!anime !2dgooners s*x

Its a redesign of this in Krita so it would look better

!soren !pinggrouplovers !pingkings !chads Xmas Schizocel is a SORENSFIELD TROJAN HORSE AGENT DRAIN XERIS BLOOD DRAIN THE BLOOD FFKFKFIGGGGNGGGGGGG DRAIN DOWN THE TOILED DRAIN KILL LKILL SORENSFIELD KIL LS LLI EL KEL KEI LE LI EI FUKINER RURIIN RUINED MY LIFE C-C-C-C A CH-AHLENGE TO THE THRONE C-C-C-CHALLENGE KILLLLLLL !schizos

!besties !coolpeople !furries SECRET message...... i FOUND THE

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I'm getting a GUN to fricking SHOOT sorensfield PARASITES and save platyhanukkah what are YOU getting for being a good strag patroller? !besties

trollmaxxing? on MY /r/sinkpissers? I would NEVER!

The kitchen and bathrooms had a horrendous stench lately, intially when i asked him he acted all shady and said everything smells normal. Then, when i probed him he admitted to peeing all over the sinks, counters, trashcans, and piss into my undergarments in the laundry machine before washing them. his explanation made no fricking sense i dont even remember what he said, he said he would pay for new clothes but i might consider kicking him out, which is sad bc i thought he was a nice guy but this reveals some dark shit i dont want to get involved with...

@Bruhfunny_Thrall