Platysfield NFT #7: FUXX. Owned by @BrasilIguana

LORE: KILLS STRAGGOTS. That's all you need to know about him

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Platysfield NFT #8: Wendle the Marsister Owned by @E

LORE: One of the Marsister! weightmaxxes so she can epixally BAIT straightanists into a ROUNDHOUSE KICK STRAG PATROL EPIX STILE has an OwO award and a bob

Sorensfield NFT #7: Ploren Owned by @The_God_Of_Raisins

LORE: Former Platysfield Plavatar AND MOID, the Jewish Transmonk sect subjected xer to INTENSE ritual that transitioned xer into a Jewish Trancel to defeat Duke StragRuq with a bitchslap xhe never coped well with xer transition so xhe turned to a life of straightanism in the hopes of illegally detransitioning SPOILER: XHE NEVER DOES

Sorensfield NFT #8: Donna Plateron Owned by @TheDunceonMistress

LORE: The former wife of !the ONLY QUEEN of Platysfield, she had MAD S*X with Queen Platicious CONSTANTLY then got into a b-word fight which got recorded and sold on the STRAG MARKET NOT. COOL. Platicious needed a scape goat; GOT RID OF THAT BITCHASS NOW SHE WORKING HOOTERS IN SORENSFIELD

!anime !coomers !2dgooners !g*mers !sigmastacies Platicious died 100 years ago. How did Plateron outlive xer? FUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX