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Pope Francis:marseypope: has been sick :marseysick: since last week with a 'complex and clinical' medical condition :marseydoomerblowkiss:

https://metro.co.uk/2025/02/17/major-update-popes-medical-condition-falling-ill-last-week-22573777/

as we all are aware, the prophecies clearly state that this is the last pope, ergo this sickness is a harbinger of doom :marseydoomguy1:

https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/321468/the-prophecymarseyfortunetellerof-st-malachy-pope-francis

https://media.tenor.com/ds6E-Fubz64AAAAx/the-end-is-near-homer-simpson.webp

!superheroes

https://media.tenor.com/wk3yIrrYY-EAAAAx/giannis-playoffs.webp

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He hasn't looked good lately, and being 88, the outlook is not exactly positive.

Will his replacement be black I wonder. Probably not, but if he were to be I can't imagine what kind of shitstorm would hit tradcath larp spaces.

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would hit tradcath larp spaces.

Immediate division. Half would be rejoicing at a based black man ala Cardinal Sarah, half would be seething about non-whites in their religion. Honestly it'd wreck that latter half as they'd lose all cred within their racial purity circles - at least whatever cred they have left with Francis at the helm.

As you said though he probably won't be black.

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Iirc African bishops are the most conservative by far.

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The fun ones are international events by liberal denominations like the Church of England where basically atheist progressive western bishops have to awkwardly dance around Archbishop Ngubu's claims that the devil is working through Igbos to spread corrupting gayness.

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They know that they gays eat da poopoo.

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>replacement

:#marseyburgers:

When Pope Francis eventually passes, the horseman of the apocalypse will ride

https://media.tenor.com/ed5SyTeIi6kAAAAx/apocalipsis-simpson.webp

Revelation 1:3

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:#marseyhorsemanfamine: :#marseyhorsemanconquest: :#marseyhorsemanwar: :#marseyhorsemandeath:

Amazing marseys btw, i absolutely love them

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Revelation 1:3

Blessed is he who reads and those who hear the words of the prophecy, and keep the things that are written in it, for the time is at hand.

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also please dont be a racist and capitalize the "b" in Black

https://media.tenor.com/UXtiP-6w8YoAAAAx/do-better-better.webp

!slots100

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Actual trad caths get hope

:#marseyhope:

Internet trad caths get cope

:#marseycope:

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I'd love it if an African cardinal got elevated, they tend much more faithful than their EUrangutan counterparts. However I actually attend the Latin Mass instead of posting crusader Pepes online so what do I know :marseyshrug:

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