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Pope Francis:marseypope: has been sick :marseysick: since last week with a 'complex and clinical' medical condition :marseydoomerblowkiss:

https://metro.co.uk/2025/02/17/major-update-popes-medical-condition-falling-ill-last-week-22573777/

as we all are aware, the prophecies clearly state that this is the last pope, ergo this sickness is a harbinger of doom :marseydoomguy1:

https://rdrama.net/h/dioceseofrdrama/post/321468/the-prophecymarseyfortunetellerof-st-malachy-pope-francis

https://media.tenor.com/ds6E-Fubz64AAAAx/the-end-is-near-homer-simpson.webp

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https://media.tenor.com/wk3yIrrYY-EAAAAx/giannis-playoffs.webp

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"The press is a gang of cruel cute twinks. Journ*lism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for frickoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage."

― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Snapshots:

https://metro.co.uk/2025/02/17/major-update-popes-medical-condition-falling-ill-last-week-22573777/:

https://media.tenor.com/ds6E-Fubz64AAAAx/the-end-is-near-homer-simpson.webp:

https://media.tenor.com/wk3yIrrYY-EAAAAx/giannis-playoffs.webp:

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Kinda makes sense when you think about what he's been doing

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whatd he do besides pope stuff?

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Politicize his word of god

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:#marseypearlclutch:

Unprecedented for the pope, to engage in matters of worldly politics!!!!!!!

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I mean yes? Neighbors didn't do nun in any of the recent wars

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What are the Papal States

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Cute twinks

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God has made his position clear

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739805045Mg7l-1lMhIr7gw.webp

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He hasn't looked good lately, and being 88, the outlook is not exactly positive.

Will his replacement be black I wonder. Probably not, but if he were to be I can't imagine what kind of shitstorm would hit tradcath larp spaces.

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Iirc African bishops are the most conservative by far.

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The fun ones are international events by liberal denominations like the Church of England where basically atheist progressive western bishops have to awkwardly dance around Archbishop Ngubu's claims that the devil is working through Igbos to spread corrupting gayness.

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They know that they gays eat da poopoo.

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>replacement

:#marseyburgers:

When Pope Francis eventually passes, the horseman of the apocalypse will ride

https://media.tenor.com/ed5SyTeIi6kAAAAx/apocalipsis-simpson.webp

Revelation 1:3

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:#marseyhorsemanfamine: :#marseyhorsemanconquest: :#marseyhorsemanwar: :#marseyhorsemandeath:

Amazing marseys btw, i absolutely love them

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Revelation 1:3

Blessed is he who reads and those who hear the words of the prophecy, and keep the things that are written in it, for the time is at hand.

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also please dont be a racist and capitalize the "b" in Black

https://media.tenor.com/UXtiP-6w8YoAAAAx/do-better-better.webp

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would hit tradcath larp spaces.

Immediate division. Half would be rejoicing at a based black man ala Cardinal Sarah, half would be seething about non-whites in their religion. Honestly it'd wreck that latter half as they'd lose all cred within their racial purity circles - at least whatever cred they have left with Francis at the helm.

As you said though he probably won't be black.

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Actual trad caths get hope

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Internet trad caths get cope

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I'd love it if an African cardinal got elevated, they tend much more faithful than their EUrangutan counterparts. However I actually attend the Latin Mass instead of posting crusader Pepes online so what do I know :marseyshrug:

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Is it aids from being gay?

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plenty of clergy but i haven't sucked off a pope yet

life goals

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https://media.tenor.com/FR49GPeqPnoAAAAx/the-pope-slap.webp

Payback.

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He's old as shit, who even cares about the papal turnover these days? It's not like we're still in the JP era.

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people who are worried about the world literally fricking ending for real, chud :marseychudstamp:

https://media.tenor.com/krPm40prdkcAAAAx/beavis-die.webp

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everyone is gonna die eventually cute twink

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not me :marseyindignant:

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The jews poisoned him

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https://media.tenor.com/YNjGACJBqqoAAAAx/you-dont-know-that-kenneth-parcel.webp

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Frick you :#lappflip:

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https://media.tenor.com/kTPGJS9yi-0AAAAx/mochi-mochimons.webp

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I guess licking all the muslim feet and girl peepee takes its toll.

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i really never understood the foot washing thing. He must have some kinda :marseyfeet: thing

https://media.tenor.com/_C4KnhRTyeYAAAAx/tarantino-cannes.webp

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Jesus washed the feet of prostitutes. Washing someone's feet was a sign of great respect back in the day.

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no it was a sign of (kinky) submission

it's always been a fetish, jesus was a man after all

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i still dont get it. Like besides fats and the disabled, who cant wash their own feet? Like if he was washing people's backs itd make more sense to me

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The worst pope of my lifetime.

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false premise

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