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:marseygroomer2: cope about Rachel Ziegler's :taylorlorenzcrying: hairy back

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This is so bizarre to me. When I was growing up all the teen boys had Alyssa Milano posters on their walls. The most famous one is her in extra low rise short shorts. Her belly button and midriff was on full display. Guess what else was on full display that the boys loved? Her "happy trail". That thin strip of hair from her belly button to the top of her jeans! The guys CALLED IT A HAPPY TRAIL! They loved the little bit of sexy. And secrets in those jeans. Now? Look at those pictures? PHOTOSHOPPED OUT! Not a hair on her! She's ITALIAN! Her body hair is darker! But now with all they do to pictures, you can't find the original posters I saw in my teens. It's insane.

lmao, no one cares about Alyssa Milano anymore

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Leftists are eternally the side of pissing on your leg while calling you racist for saying it's not raining. Zegler absolutely has more back hair than the vast majority of women. It's not just a matter of it being darker, though, obviously, that makes it more noticeable.

You can't even steel man this level of r-sluration. If they're not lying, the alternative is that they, ironically, do not know what women look like up close and think that all women have exactly the same amount of body hair and it's exactly this much.

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hello /u/I_Have_Sex_With_Owls :marseywave3: how about you create an account here and post pictures of your hairy back sweaty? :marseywholesome: i'm sure we'll appreciate it

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nothing sexier than a womcn with a hairy back/navel combo

!slots196

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i'll ping you if he replies

.. of course it's a :marseytrain: LMFAO

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Why do they wear crop tops ffs only teenage girls wear crop tops.

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same reason why :!marseytrain:s like to call themselves "girls"

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She was also quite rude to fans of the original, dismissing their concerns. Calling them out as sexists, g*mers, racists, etc.

g*mers :tayhairflip:

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Seems like she was aware that g*mers are the most oppressed group.

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On the one hand I'm quite attracted to hairy women but there is no way I'm going to agree with a redditor so frick that shit.

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I'm quite attracted to hairy women

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Yeah, well I thought you'd be pleased- more infected razor cuts and stubble rashes for you.

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Well, you'd have to be more specific. Do you like when a woman has hair in the normal places like armpits and pubes? Or do you mean you like cases or hirsutism where they're hairy all over? Zegler having a noticeably hairy back is not typical for a woman just like a unibrown is not typical for a woman. The Redditor angle here is pretending that having peach fuzz everywhere is the same thing as this shit:

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― Hillary Rodham Clinton

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