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39[M]/Michigan, unemployed art-school dropout with a $600/month raccoon problem. My DMs are open, ladies.

Also my peepee doesn't work. It used to be 8" hard but I'm a major grower (not a show-er) so it's tiny. This mouth works though.

Also I have a boat named "All Abort!" but I haven't finished restoring it yet.

AMA.

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Also wtf why are you people so old

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Millennials are 40 now.

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I'm a millennial and I'm not even 30. :marseyfluffy:

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You're not a millennial then. You were born mid/late 90s and don't count. You're an old butt zoomer.

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You're an old butt zoomer.

:#marseydisintegrate:

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:#marseydicklet:

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>replying to a 2d old comment

:#marseyrofl:

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Got to see his peepee pic. Therefore I win :#soyjakanimeglasses:

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The pic was my request :#marseysmug: kneel peasant

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Zoomer began in 95' buddy :marseyzoomerpat:

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>posts face, peepee, cars, pets, and house on Egyptian Capybara enthusiast forum

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>circumcised

I'm sorry for your loss.

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No body shaming.

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:#wojaknofunallowed:

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!friendsofkong :#marseywtf2: I missed this. The coon God really dropped his peepee?

:#marseypoggers: :#soyjakwow:

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Your peepee is almost as beautiful as your army of :marseyraccoontrouble: .

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