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I am about to hire a PR firm to pimp out my Tinder, bumble, and Instagram.

I have not been doing too bad on tinder. I am managing to get non-fat women to sleep with me without investing anything into them which means I am at least ahead of the pack. But I want more. So much more, and I am willing to go to the professionals to get it.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17302405567759492.webp

My will is infinite. There is nothing I won't do to get what I want. I hope you will all support me on this journey. It will not be easy.

!meowr !attentionmaxxers !votemaxxers

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I doubt this will work tbh. A PR firm is more like who you call when your factory dumped a bunch of chemicals in the river and now all the toddlers in town are going blind. I don't think they will be any good at marketing your instagram to the women of the world.

Case in point, their own insta looks lame

But hey godspeed :marseysalutepride:

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@Sognara You hired Bland PR to jazz up ypur social media? My mom's house has some late 90s, early 00s beige walls. I can take a picture of them, just photoshop yourself onto them. It will be perfect.

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I'm still shopping around. Also stop sidevoting.

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I'm at least going to do the consultation. One thing I definitely need are group photos so if they can hire actors (preferably 5ft5 manlets) to pose as my friends then that will be worth imo.

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You should find an agent or a firm that does image management for wannabe celebs, like influencers.

Hire the same people responsible for mindbreaking you into believing you want to frick instathots to help you frick instathots. :marseybigbrain:

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You may be onto something. Do you have any in mind or will I have to do my own research?

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Sorry, I've never tried to be internet-famous. :marseypaperbag:

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:#marseysmirk2:

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