I have not been doing too bad on tinder. I am managing to get non-fat women to sleep with me without investing anything into them which means I am at least ahead of the pack. But I want more. So much more, and I am willing to go to the professionals to get it.
My will is infinite. There is nothing I won't do to get what I want. I hope you will all support me on this journey. It will not be easy.
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I doubt this will work tbh. A PR firm is more like who you call when your factory dumped a bunch of chemicals in the river and now all the toddlers in town are going blind. I don't think they will be any good at marketing your instagram to the women of the world.
Case in point, their own insta looks lame
But hey godspeed
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I'm at least going to do the consultation. One thing I definitely need are group photos so if they can hire actors (preferably 5ft5 manlets) to pose as my friends then that will be worth imo.
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You should find an agent or a firm that does image management for wannabe celebs, like influencers.
Hire the same people responsible for mindbreaking you into believing you want to frick instathots to help you frick instathots.
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You may be onto something. Do you have any in mind or will I have to do my own research?
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Sorry, I've never tried to be internet-famous.
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I'm still shopping around. Also stop sidevoting.
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I would pay a lot of money for a full service dating app manager. Like they take professional but natural looking pictures of you, set up your profile, and talk to matches and all I have to do is show up to dates.
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Aren't you a code cel. Just make an app
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I noticed you have upmarseyd everyone in my thread except for me. Why have you done this?
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I have remedied this grave oversight
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Thank you.
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I think they do all of that except talk to your matches, which if you really want to can probably be automated with a simple script.
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You're getting paired with fatties
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I'll take whatever I can get
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Dang, 0 for 6 on gambling. Did you insult an old gypsy woman? I'm side-voting your thread so I don't anger her.
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If I lose this goomble then all of my bad luck will transfer to the sidevoters.
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Oh noooooo
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Just pay a instagram hooker at that point
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I could pay an instagram hooker for one bang, or I can pay this PR firm and plant a tree that can produce multiple bangs. Also stop sidevoting.
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Perhaps you could offer me a demonstration.
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I'm too dumb to succeed, sorry
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I got this ad on the fishtank site. https://wingman.live/ pleas use it it would be so funny.
Apparently it works with all your straggot dating apps too
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I will check it out and see if it suits my needs. Thank you for the suggestion.
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What is your banner supposed to be
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Me with my catgirl friends.
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Also don't sidevote me.
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Why is any woman out of your league if you are jacked? Are you short?
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Tinder removes shirtless selfies so I can't show them my six pack.
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You seem to have dodged the question. Are you short? That may greatly complicate things.
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No, I'm 6ft barefoot. Online I'm going to lie and say I'm 6'2.
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Also why did you sidevote my thread?
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