I no go at scol. I am a huge testosterone filled beast lookin to frick some bitches a few times. I eat more kitty let loose in the suburbs, and my iq is 77, I don't frick with no need shit. My peepee is the size of an alpha wolf, i call him the moistener. I never masturbate as that is a grave sin and it fills you with gay kitty estrogen ✝️✝️ praise jesus, lift weights, frick hoes amirite 🏋️🍆🍑💦 i can lift more than the weight of your prius and fat ex boyfriend combined. One night stands are what I want 🤙🤙

!meowr

Bottom surgery

In Massachusetts

Ironically obviously. It'd just be for the bit to pretend like this could happen. Totally funny and hilarious idea on paper though. Of course, I wouldn't want that to actually happen, aside from humor purposes of course. Haha but imagine someone actually seriously doing that? Hahaha couldn't be me, I'm too busy imagining it ironically for the lolz.

Did I mention this is for humor and I'm totally straight and only love foids

Also my peepee doesn't work. It used to be 8" hard but I'm a major grower (not a show-er) so it's tiny. This mouth works though.

Also I have a boat named "All Abort!" but I haven't finished restoring it yet.

AMA.

which is why I'd never date any of you fricking losers.

Gger

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