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What drama topics do you upmarsey before even reading it?

For me, it's Tariq Nasheed, citycel cope, and anything to do with artcels.

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!reportmaxxers !effortposters, pretty much anything in CC, reddit janny drama and most importantly Carp posts.

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All of it :marseyupmarsey::upsoren:

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bardfinn

anything involving :!marseytrain:s

oh yeah also @snus reportmaxxing posts

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren: Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 02 hours 41 minutes and 51 seconds

Record is 1 days 07 hours 34 minutes and 41 seconds by peepeehands

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was KONGdreaDoria which was 0 days 08 hours 33 minutes and 39 seconds

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Best friend is ACA with 208 mentions

rdrama is currently running at 208.333 µBardyhertz with 3634 total mentions since 2022-09-24

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darn two seconds, that's the fastest i've ever gotten

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Kaamrev posts. :marseylovekaamrev:

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Any family guy related post

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I always upmarsey Pizza posts because Carp said he would ban us if we didn’t :marseyscared:

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Anything nonpolitical (or, beyond conventional politics). Arguments over completely pointless shit are my favorite

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techbros vs artcels ( don't like either ^_^)

obscure political drama

reportmaxxing

rationalist/LessWrong type drama

reddit mod drama

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effortposts because I usually bookmark them for reading at a later time and don't want them to suffer algorithmically for it.

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Carposting :marseycarpabusivewife:

All the chudbuds I follow :marseyadmire:

Traniposting :marseytransrentfree:

All the latest Bussyfinn news :marseybardfinnrentfreechud:

Hustle and bustleposting :marsey911roofer:

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren: Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 00 hours 22 minutes and 05 seconds

Record is 1 days 07 hours 34 minutes and 41 seconds by peepeehands

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was KONGdreaDoria which was 0 days 08 hours 33 minutes and 39 seconds

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Best friend is ACA with 208 mentions

rdrama is currently running at 209.105 µBardyhertz with 3636 total mentions since 2022-09-24

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None, I barely upmarsey at all :marseydevil:

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Posts about South Africa by @kaamrev

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Things that aren't about trains.

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All posts in /h/slackernews, and any post that may look interesting or entertainibg

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If you are talking about worldwide defence systems production and technology, I think my 25+ years trumps YOUR experience and EXPERTISE.

I've DESIGNED and CODED a 65,000+ objects per second 10,000 fps autonomous vision recognition system attached to a very high-powered 160,000 KMH (i.e. 100,000 mph) super-cavitating linear induction coil Rods-from-God gun system that can FULLY autonomously find, recognize, differentiate, track, hunt, target and do fire-control from a database of 200,000 different types and classes of vehicles, vessels, submersibles, weapons, planes, spacecraft, terrain, buildings, animals, people, etc.

With 22,000 LBS (11 TONNES!) of kinetic energy PER ROUND at 6000 rounds per minute, it can dig a trench 500 kilometres long, 400 metres+ wide and up to 200 metres deep in less than half an hour! (we also UPPED its original level of firepower!)

Ergo, it can DIG ACROSS A VERY NICE CANAL through the ENTIRE Korean DMZ in barely 30 mins! It can ALSO OBLITERATE FROM THE SKY multiple 30,000 kmh DF-21, SS47, D5 Trident ICBMs, and 10,000 kmh Hypersonic Moskvets, Sunburns and Falcon-X missiles even IF they do close-in sudden last-second evasive maneuvering!

The weapons I DESIGN are made for an enemy FAAAAAR WORSE than any current set of human armed forces, sooooooooo, I think MY long-term expertise in actual real-world large-scale offensive and defensive military weapons system design and manufacture QUITE outstrips your expertise and/or experience!

In terms of narcotics, may I suggest multiple shots of Asbach Uralt German Brandy with your liverwurst pate on toasted very dark rye bread! I find that QUITE REFRESHING in terms of clearing the mind of clutter!

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