I had sexual intercourse in a las vegas marriage with @christempest in order not to violate any rules of the church. We got divorced as I found they were not really r-slurred in real life and I just wanted the badge.
I want my s*x badge
I had sexual intercourse (within bounds of temporary marriage) with @tempest. Give me my badge NOW!
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do u have badge printing powers or is that some kind of superjanny thing
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I do have badge powers but I am skeptical that u actually fricked this guy.
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She did its true, I have the groomercord messages to prove it she was like "yeah that's so cool" and "yayyyy" while I was rizzing them up
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She read your substack?
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What do you think the Elvis read during the vows
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frozen never believes me
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You are WAY too well-adjusted to have fricked a dramatard. Take it as a compliment.
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its okay honey I got this
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!catholics
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how'd u find this bb? 11 days old
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Oh shit haha no idea. It was in my feed and I sort by hot? I was still having my morning coffee so maybe I did something different
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If you annul a marriage, it's like r*pe and doesn't count as sexual history.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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sorry I don't speak hard words like that but yes it was r*pe, I thought that was requirement for the badge.
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We need a r*pe badge to truly harness the essence of rdrama s*x.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Any of these should do.
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The thing about the r*peaxe thing is how bitter it is. It lets you put your peepee in initially. I know, if they got initial pokes they'd just pull it out before raping and it's also to immobilize the attacker, but darn, there's just something ironic and foid about it. Instead of a vagina guard, it's a vagina trap. If they experience it, you've already been r*ped. A foid sticking one of those in her gussy is all ready to revenge.
I wonder if there are any WPD r*peaxe videos, not with the r*pe, but with a guy who tries to rip it off his peepee.
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gimme badge too. this is real, as in I'll be real upset if i don't get my S*X! badge!!
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oh honey I want badge too, x3:uwu nuzzles closer OwO ;0 :> ♱♡‿♡♰ Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your peepee your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your peepee salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
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I do not have the s*x badge so I would like to have a incel badge.
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Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say r*pedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers c*nt. However, it's not- that's where I come in.
You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.
Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.
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