I had sexual intercourse in a las vegas marriage with @christempest in order not to violate any rules of the church. We got divorced as I found they were not really r-slurred in real life and I just wanted the badge.
I want my s*x badge
I had sexual intercourse in a las vegas marriage with @christempest in order not to violate any rules of the church. We got divorced as I found they were not really r-slurred in real life and I just wanted the badge.
I want my s*x badge
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@christempest I'm always the bridesmaid never the bride
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do u have badge printing powers or is that some kind of superjanny thing
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I do have badge powers but I am skeptical that u actually fricked this guy.
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frozen never believes me
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You are WAY too well-adjusted to have fricked a dramatard. Take it as a compliment.
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@Aba i don't think it's gonna happen bb
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its okay honey I got this
@MrsFrozenClaus give me the badge or I'll make this a murder-suicide
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She did its true, I have the groomercord messages to prove it she was like "yeah that's so cool" and "yayyyy" while I was rizzing them up
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She read your substack?
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What do you think the Elvis read during the vows
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I'll toss you the bouquet now in spirit
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