Actually funny jokes I put thought into languish at +3 on unread threads. Meanwhile if I post, "carp thread lamo bussy" as the first comment under Carp blogposting about going to the mall, +125.
Now I see why twitter replyguys exist.
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All my most upmarseyd comments are throwaway spam and marsey reacts on carp posts
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Skill issue, my top 5 comments are all bangers
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Pearls before swine. I don't care if only one person appreciates it, but this +2 comment is proper peng.
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Carp there could be an assault victim's cry for help in one of those messages
You are contributing to trans genocide by not reading them
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Is it r-slur?
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R*PE
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No this is not an invitation
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caRp
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Most of mine are just 'lol they're stupid aren't they' type comments on political posts. I don't politics post very much but I guess those get picked up by the chud horde.
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chud horde = chode
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Carp replies are free dc
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!slots1000
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my most upmarseyd comment. I will never surpass this.
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It's a good comment.
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I'd upmarsey your nudes, if you'd let me.
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Most comments on rdrama (and all websites really) are generic slop. I say this as a fan of rdrama
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I notice and appreciate all of your comments.
Getting upmarseys on carp replies is like shooting fish in a barrel.
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You didn't updoot my dolphin peepee jokes.
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Me going to
@JimieWhales profile to upmarsey any comments that I missed.
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Dramafoids be posting they L's online
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Yes
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My top comment is making fun of polyamory lol
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My most upmarseyd comment is simple joke combined with a frog reaction pic.
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Site where half the accounts are gimmick accounts/alts only upmarsey shit? Who knew
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I'm high brow tho because I have about 5 gimmicks.
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all my most upmarseyd comments are idk cause i've never looked and i'm not even sure i know how to look
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I looked for you
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11/10 posts as usual
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This is my legacy here:
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Post Taylor swift
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!slots3333
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All my top comments are bangers. Total tonberry victory
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Memory lane thread?
My top post is
bashing obviously.
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Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say r*pedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers c*nt. However, it's not- that's where I come in.
You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.
Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.
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Time for you to post trussy
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I have no clue what my highest voted comments are because I don't obsess over le hecking updoots like a cute twink Redditor.
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