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JimieWhales she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. 11mo ago (text post) 587 thread views #227711

All my most upmarseyd comments are throwaway spam and marsey reacts on carp posts

Actually funny jokes I put thought into languish at +3 on unread threads. Meanwhile if I post, "carp thread lamo bussy" as the first comment under Carp blogposting about going to the mall, +125.

Now I see why twitter replyguys exist.

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11mo ago #5525355

Hello Dahncer_the_reindeer, or should I say r*pedeer? 8 letters, fitting huh. If this life were perfect you'd have known nothing but milk and cookies since you left your birthers c*nt. However, it's not- that's where I come in.

You have no say anymore, no freedom, no volition- I am Santa. You now worship my Christmas tree. You can call me Nicholas. A saint? No, but I come with more conviction.

Dahncer_the_reindeer you are my r*pe sleigh-ve now. And that's your greatest achievement- all you've ever amounted to, tugging and pulling my sleigh as we break the space time continuum together you complete fricking slut. I'll find you.