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Oh. Well then I'm no more caught up than you are lmao.
Tbh I didn't think the fountain of ted drama was going to continue flowing so vigorously.
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She's not involved, it's a bunch of other fricking weirdos and she just was also in the same groomercord with them (of course)
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lol no. The only weird
one is her.
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this u?
!metashit
@TED_SIMP is truly the girl with the million dollar gussy and it's everything
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Bro these Moids
LITERALLY 
CANT FRICKING 
STOP POSTING 
Ls LMFAOOOOO
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He blocked
@TED_SIMP after sending those so it was requested that I post them
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Metashitters are feasting today
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Ong fr. I'm having an INFARCTION
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how is this real life
i can't with these neighbors
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That literally
days ago. The fact she brings that up is hilarious lmaon
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What exactly did she do to you bro? We need specifics
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Well, she said I creeped her out, which is and was okay.
We were in the same server
and she was being hostile towards me. She kept making remarks to me despite 
me not ever being rude to her. She kept going 
over the course of a few days so I sent that to her.
Tbh, I'm not sure why this was even posted because it's being conflated to be a big deal when it's not.
The situation with her accusations was and still is a big deal imo. This is just two people getting mad at each other.
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literally, Honestly if the like only downside to getting some of this mystical ted-kitty, is getting mocked on a gay cat website, it might be worth it at the end of the day, and the like only one taking Ls is Ted
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All Ted is doing is having s*x, a perfectly normal
human 
fucntion
These Moids
are writing 
ENTIRE dissertations without even getting laid 
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literally Every swing cant be a home run, and Keep at it boys
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It is worth it. Largely because who the frick cares about their e-reputation?
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That's easy to say as the ONLY guy who didn't embarrass his unborn progeny getting ekitty
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My lack of giving a frick about how i come off on the internet is both how I got her inside my apartment from across the country and how i didnt come off as too embarrassing
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Naw
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amazing
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yayyyy
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The people on this site are pathetic.
I can say I've never tried to DM ted into fricking, we only talked about bees.
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... and birds?
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i like this gif
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save it bb before
you forget
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look at this one
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found the incel
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the giphy ones dont let me save them
why does it do that
here is another i like
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Bubz the cat
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Christ, these people sound like they're 18 and have never dated before. Groomercord of Our Lives, indeed.
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I mean...
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Lol you can tell he cried
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Yeah, that's me? And? The fact that she shares this shit with people means she has nothing
interesting 
to do and has the personality of a cardboard 
box. This sharing screenshots and shit is such a joke like bruh
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Bro what are you doing to these people lol wait 5head is this to ted?
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Yes!
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Holy shit you BIPOCs are OBSESSED
!moidmoment
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These dudes deserve all this and worse lmbo.
They're all scrounging around for a crumb of kitty and then when it backfires they act all aggrieved and shocked.
Completely disregarding the fact that none of it would have happened in the first place if they weren't moid-brained groomercordcute twinks.
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It's insane
how one after another AFTER ANOTHER KEEPS LINING UP to try and own Ted and then just get FRICKED by their simpage ITS FRICKING 
UNTOPPABLE RDRAMA 
IS DONE SHIT DOWN THE SITE 
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Just realized one of the places I've gotten info sent to me is an ancient dead groupchat I added THE !merari to forever ago because I was annoyed at being forcibly added to it myself
There is a non-zero chance that joost is silently following along with at least some of this and I think that's beautiful
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God its all. Just. So. Beautiful. It makes me want to shut down my account knowing I'll never
reach this level
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I am like a reverse diary
People write others' secrets in me and I share them with the world
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Lmao, a lot of people here use groomercord
like are you kidding 
me right 
now? It's essentially a fricking 
meme at this point.
I can easily admit my mistakes.
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LMAO BRO REALLY
SENT THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS OVER EGIRL 
KITTY 
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I sent that cause she kept fricking
with me and pissed 
me the frick off.
She's a fricking
leech, annoying 
af.
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Can I ask how? People say this but never reveal what she did that was that bad and just come off jilted lol.
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agreed but still gonna
laugh 
at you for this hahaha 
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Hey, that's fine. I def was/am an idiot
for that shit
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Honestly respect
for responding
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Oh yeah, I have no issue admitting my faults. I did something dumb, idgaf. This is apart
of life you know, people do dumb shit!
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Ur simping over sirpingsalot's sloppiest of seconds.
I'd unironically rope, but i have dignity.
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Simping? No im not lmfao. Ted is literally
nuts and crazy 
af and needs 
a frick ton of help.
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You wrote a god darn manifesto dude. Reevaluate ur life.
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You realize it's not hard to type, right? You act like writing
a complete paragraph is a complete chore lmfao
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What's your point here? That your time is so valueless, or your concern to write that much is that valueless?
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Yet you're responding to my comment
and making a comment 
here?
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Delete your account
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U first
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I'm not joking
how do you still have an account after that L. Your mother 
must be ashamed 
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L? What L? Also, I'm not a b-word. ;)
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So what's happening this time?
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