Ted has taken multiple shots at me, so I feel the need to defend myself.
First with the frickable tease in her main post, obviously directed at me:
Then in this comment where she claims (liar) that I'm her least favorite user:
https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/229932/hi-im-ted-ama/5581740#context
This leads me to believe that some of you might have been misunderstanding some of the things I've said in the past, and taking them out of context so I'd like a chance to clear the air.
I will NOT be doing the grillcast interview so stop asking.
Psyche! I wasn't the dog fricker either! Join !imposters. There is no greater thrill than wearing another man's skin, not even fricking a dog.
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Thank fricking god
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Clearly this was directed at WayOut, too bad he's not here
Also I can't find the post anymore where she flirted anymore
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!metashit this user is impersonating me for some reason
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Impersonating you has ruined my browser history. My ISP is probably going to report me.
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You could've just asked me
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I think he's making fun of you king. You need to hit him back by explaining how its actually totally normal to pretend to frick animals on an internet forum, that'll teach him.
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And it is normal
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Idk that p-dophile cute twink
@JefftheJolly is impersonating me on wpd too and that guy is unironically a confirmed p-dophile so it gives me the creeps when people do it
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Oh yeah I hate those disgusting sexual degenerates that just prey on those that are weaker than them. How dare he ruin your good name.
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Yeah but s*x with kids is gross (according to all those photos
@JefftheJolly sends me). Banging animals is fun and cool
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You needed photographic evidence to figure out that fricking kids is wrong?
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No I just didn't wanna say "s*x with kids is gross" without anything else because people will say shit like "how do you know p-do?"
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I see. One can not truly be anti pedophilia unless one has thoroughly experienced it and developed one's own opinions
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Well that's not what I mean lol
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Who wouldn't want to be you babe
!metashit
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he's talking to himself again !metashit
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dude bussy lmao
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True lol I'm the best user on this website and I don't have to give my body out to strangers to reach that status
@TED_SIMP
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How often do you go have s*x with people you met on schizo
forums
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Before today, never. After today depends how well you play it. Also do you own a cute dog?
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I wouldn't use the term cute, he's handsome
and beautiful 
though
But you not having s*x with dramatards proves to me that you are, in fact, not ted
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Send pics, I like cute dogs (not in a sexual way).
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This user is pretending to be me (for some reason lol)
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How many animals
have you r*ped or tortured 
and why haven't you killed 
yourself 
yet
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I would never hurt an animal, I love them too much. I haven't killed myself yet because I want my death to be enacted by a pack of pitbulls ripping me to shreds. I've been hanging around black neighborhoods but so far no luck. I have gotten mugged twice though.
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Why are you pretending to be me on rdrama.net?
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!imposters this guy is no fun
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I didn't consent to being imposted
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Dude thanks for playing along all of two minutes jesus.
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Lol sorry I hate when other people get attention
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GOOD answer
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Jfc
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I share your love for ducks, maybe we could become best friends now that Ted has rejected me?
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Everyone on rdrama is my best friend
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Awwwww. You're so sweet. Do you have any good pics of cloacas?
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am I your favorite dramatard
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Yes, your signature makes me horny. Sometimes I confuse you with
@MarseyIsMyWaifu and Major though.
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frick yea. im way better then that pink cute twink tho
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Literally nobody knows who you are neighbor
!friendsofmimwee ATTACK
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What did he say?!! I'LL KILL HIM!
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I beg to differ, !pinknames GO
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Lol that guy is impersonating me
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How does it feel knowing Ted_Simp (#1 undisputed Drama Queen) hates you? How will you respond after this thread?
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It's hard, I've always admired her and it feels like a betrayal.
Fricking r-slurs is the closest thing that comes to fricking animals, I've always felt a certain kinship with her but I guess that wasn't reciprocated.
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You got a lot on your shoulders going into game 2. I'll let you go to the locker room.
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He's impersonating me. Check his account
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I noticed
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Good!
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are you ted
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No but when she leaves for her next breakdown, I will volunteer to take her place and frick the desperate schizos here as a form of community service.
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Why you frick animal?
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They are small and weak
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Cat: 6 to 8 nipples.
Dogs: 8 to 10 nipples.
Woman: 2 nipples ...
You do the math, einstein. The better question is: Why don't you?
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You frick their nipples?
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You don't frick a woman's nipples, you just enjoy them while you're fricking her. Or so I assume, me and Lassy are exclusive.
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how many dramanauts have you let frick you?
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I don't frick, I make love (sometimes love includes r*pe).
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give me DC
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Sent. Send me pictures of your kitty (literal).
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oh my
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