Hello, everyone! This on-going ridiculously long saga continues between yours truly---Bridge and the long established egirl of Rdrama: Ted_Simp. Self stated bird lover and recovering attention seeker. (Clearly not recovering at all.)
Me and Ted obviously met via a certain groomercord server where things started off quite dramatically regarding a recent controversy involving our "queen" Ted. She has made multiple claims about me being a creep and what not, but we had such a blossoming friendship. You can see a few examples below.
Obviously those are from the beginning of November.
I'm such a creep, Guys. This is obviously a friendly exchange of love yous.
This is from the end of November.
This specific image is from November, as well.
And after being all friendly and super cool with eachother she transitioned from being warm and friendly to me to suddenly being cold to me in the dm's. So sad.
Oh, the heart breaks!!! I'm so creepy and weird and creepy. :(((((( Just looking out for a friend and trying to check up on things because I'm starting to sense something isn't right.
So, after all of this.....we find ourselves here today. I'm totally obsessed over Ted, omg!!!
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didnt read all of it but it makes you look worse? !metashit someone decide my opinion for me
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I tried explaining this to him that this only adds fuel to the fire and that further context only paints him in a worse light but he's convinced that if he doesnt stand up to ted then he will look like a creep but that ship sailed already lol
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what's the thing about professing his love in spanish about lol
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It was just silliness where he'd simp in the chat but also type out some more in spanish and be like use google translate and was doing some attempted bilingual mackin that went over like a lead balloon. The only spanish he got back was me telling him to “drink the monkey's milk”
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wait this sounds like he was simping over you? unless ted's latinx i dont get why he would be using spanish to romance her lol
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No he just speaks spanish. Idk his thought process double simping in spanish on main like it was a secret love code or something but i didnt enjoy it so id just intercept them with gross responses en espanol. Ted is the whitest wop on the planet i doubt she knows a lick of spanish and i know she didnt bother looking the comments up in a translator
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Should've hit her with the good ol "¡chupa mi la pinga sabrosa, puta!" primo, it just might have worked
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ÂżTĂş hablas español? PreferirĂa que fueras obeso en un solo idioma, no es necesario que hables en inglĂ©s.
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Puedo, si, un nivel básico. No se porque me dijiste el palabra obeso. Estás bien?
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How do you know so much?
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I used to be in that groomercord server
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Are you the Choad?
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You're r-slurred. Keep yourself safe
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nah, it's not super creepy. just down bad simpery
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a guy down this bad is pretty creepy
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more cringe. it was funny but now i feel kinda bad tbh
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Those were his words, that if he doesn't defend himself then hes labeled a creep and ted wins but i told him its not about winning or losing and shes not a bad person; backing away from the table is also a move but i guess he's committed to imploding in public.
And idk if creepy is the right word but it felt creepy as a 3rd party. Sometimes he said it was a bit after laying it on super heavy but it always rang hollow and gave the ick
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I appreciate his inclusion of the chats where he was pestering her after realizing he'd lost her interest
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That's the universal consensus so far lol
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incels stand with bridgebros, simps with ted
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Any truecel would always stan the femoid in hopes of ascending, only fakecel volcels would disagree
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what about an absolutely blackpillmaxxedcel
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Join !truecels for a regular dose of only the blackest of pills
Not to be confused with !incels which is a collection of normies and chadlites in incelface
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if you'd actually read the post, you'd notice how simping isn't what gets people laid.
SPAL (unban be upon him) implicitly threatens to frick their life up if they wrong him and he gets to frick
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!truecels look, an !incels member admitting out of his own mouth that smashing gussy is easy for them
Chad thinks everyone is like him
He even threw out a personalitypill
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this site isn't safe for us until truecels is banned
also darktriadmaxxing doesn't work if you don't look like an escaped gorilla(like certain someone)
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JBW theory is debunked. Exhibit A: me.
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I just want to die
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Prefix it with (fake) whenever you use the incels ping group
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It's bad enough that he dm'd this foid. But to have a girl ignore you in favor of some 50 year old divorced schizo is truly rough
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