Hello, everyone! This on-going ridiculously long saga continues between yours truly---Bridge and the long established egirl of Rdrama: Ted_Simp. Self stated bird lover and recovering attention seeker. (Clearly not recovering at all.)
Me and Ted obviously met via a certain groomercord server where things started off quite dramatically regarding a recent controversy involving our "queen" Ted. She has made multiple claims about me being a creep and what not, but we had such a blossoming friendship. 
You can see a few examples below.
Obviously those are from the beginning of November.
I'm such a creep, Guys. 
This is obviously a friendly exchange of love yous.
This is from the end of November.
This specific image is from November, as well.
And after being all friendly and super cool with eachother she transitioned from being warm and friendly to me to suddenly being cold to me in the dm's. So sad.
Oh, the heart breaks!!! I'm so creepy and weird and creepy. :(((((( Just looking out for a friend and trying to check up on things because I'm starting to sense something isn't right.
So, after all of this.....we find ourselves here today. I'm totally obsessed over Ted, omg!!!
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Is this one of the images you sent to Ted? They are claiming it's you.
Edit:
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That's
@MrsFrozenClaws
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Unpinning that was dramaphobic.
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He's trying to bury his shame beneath implications he has a massive dong !metashit
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Darn I unfollowed you because you were blowing up my notifications and here you are spamming !metashit like a fricking cute twink
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!metashit
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What's you're plan here
Black lives matter
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Yes, it was my idea. I wanted to flash
everybody 
who comes to read metashit.
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get flashed !imposters
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!metashit, I know that peepee! It's the Ghost Poster!
It's gotta be the Spider-Man guy!
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No, but he definitely steals them from my profile lol.
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Nice peepee, king
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are you still in the psych ward? hope you're feeling better
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Wait I don't remember telling that particular lie?
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frick it's the fake frozen
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!imposters
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Gottem
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I am not as hairy
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Nice peepee bro!
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peepee.
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wtf please dont look at other men tulpa. DONT LOOK!
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Congrats on the peepee, bro
no homo
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How tf did you get this?
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darn looking at all the peepee pics u guys post here is making me realize i have a really small peepee
first time ok that's a huge peepee then someone else posted and again, like holy shit dude and now this.
like what the frick how am I supposed to compete when me, with moderate levels of rizz and my little peepee, have to compete with literal r-slurs (not u bridge
just in general people here) are walking around with monsterous meat stuffers with zero rizz
life aint fair man
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I agree
that there 
are suspiciously many deep peepee neighbors on this site. My whole personality is founded on having the biggest peepee so it's even tougher for me
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Too late for peepeepics not existing, too early for peepee size genetic engineering
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Tbf a lot of them are probably fake even dramatards aren't stupid enough to post their real peepees online
That's why all the sharpie carp ones are smaller
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I have rizz, ask every !biofoid on this site. Soon I will be one of them.
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Cute peepee
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i hate israel
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I guess you could call that a peepee...
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Nah that's me
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Haven't read but upmarseyd to let you humiliate yourself further
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Mimwee trivia question: What series of rDrama emojis, starting with
, does Mimwee use most often when lauding someone?
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WRONG
Do better
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they all stary with "marsey" what the frick
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Yayyy, that's amazing omgf
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!metashit
@Ducky is in love with mimw IN IN IN
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Honestly, who fricking isn't?
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Appreciate
you. :) lysm
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I love you too. What's your snap?
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!metashit in in in
oh no ted loves me too
it feels like ted's the first chick some of you guys have ever talked to lol
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i love the random yayyyy
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I didn't even see that in the logs I just really liked the
@yayyyy account that appeared yesterday
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yayyyy
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yayyyy!!!!!
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That's fricking
amazing she's a pro at this
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She must be some kind of savant or something
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I'm starting to think she's the one doing the grooming.
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bro just wanted to talk about his guitars
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yayyy
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Terminal case of Guitar Autism Syndrome (GAS)
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Yayyy
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Yayyyy
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Yayyyy
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Yayyyy
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This is like a heckin' Reddit reply chain except 100x as wholesome
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MAMAAAAAA OOOOOH
I DON'T WANNA DIE
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You'd have to be r-slurred to bang
@TED_SIMP.
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omgg
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Me whenever Carp posts
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yes, hence why I said friendly.
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not exactly blaming you but you might have prolly read too much into things but it's all part of growing up
we're laughing at you probably because we did the same things too albeit not so publicly lol
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It's cute how he said "Lv u" instead of "Love you" because he didn't want to come off too strong. He's a cool guy, he doesn't have time to type out the whole message
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Literally
middle 
school 
discourse
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The mere presence of a woman makes him white-knight.
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yayyy
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didn't she have a deflector award tho..?
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that was after she was banned
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Oh god. How do you people not grow out of this after like high school? Is this your first relationship ever?
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this is the legendary ick. or she just found someone better.
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Bro this is rough
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Lysm ❤️❤️❤️
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The best thing about metadrama is that it never fails to radically increase my self-esteem.
Thank you for this post, I needed it.
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Anything
I can do to support the community.
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didnt read all of it but it makes you look worse? !metashit someone decide my opinion for me
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That's the universal consensus so far lol
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incels stand with bridgebros, simps with ted
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Any truecel would always stan the femoid in hopes of ascending, only fakecel volcels would disagree
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what about an absolutely blackpillmaxxedcel
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Join !truecels for a regular dose of only the blackest of pills
Not to be confused with !incels which is a collection of normies and chadlites in incelface
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if you'd actually read the post, you'd notice how simping isn't what gets people laid.
SPAL (unban be upon him) implicitly threatens to frick their life up if they wrong him and he gets to frick
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!truecels look, an !incels member admitting out of his own mouth that smashing gussy is easy for them
Chad thinks everyone is like him
He even threw out a personalitypill
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this site isn't safe for us until truecels is banned
also darktriadmaxxing doesn't work if you don't look like an escaped gorilla(like certain someone)
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JBW theory is debunked. Exhibit A: me.
Next
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I just want to die
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Prefix it with (fake) whenever you use the incels ping group
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It's bad enough that he dm'd this foid. But to have a girl ignore you in favor of some 50 year old divorced schizo is truly rough
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I tried explaining this to him that this only adds fuel to the fire and that further context only paints him in a worse light but he's convinced that if he doesnt stand up to ted then he will look like a creep but that ship sailed already lol
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nah, it's not super creepy. just down bad simpery
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a guy down this bad is pretty
creepy 
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more cringe. it was funny but now i feel kinda bad tbh
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Those were his words, that if he doesn't defend himself then hes labeled a creep and ted wins but i told him its not about winning or losing and shes not a bad person; backing away from the table is also a move but i guess he's committed to imploding in public.
And idk if creepy is the right word but it felt creepy as a 3rd party. Sometimes he said it was a bit after laying it on super heavy but it always rang hollow and gave the ick
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I appreciate
his inclusion of the chats where 
he was pestering her after realizing he'd lost her interest
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what's the thing about professing his love in spanish about lol
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It was just silliness where he'd simp in the chat but also type out some more in spanish and be like use google translate and was doing some attempted bilingual mackin that went over like a lead balloon. The only spanish he got back was me telling him to “drink the monkey's milk”
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wait this sounds like he was simping over you? unless ted's latinx i dont get why he would be using spanish to romance her lol
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No he just speaks spanish. Idk his thought process double simping in spanish on main like it was a secret love code or something but i didnt enjoy it so id just intercept them with gross responses en espanol. Ted is the whitest wop on the planet i doubt she knows a lick of spanish and i know she didnt bother looking the comments up in a translator
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Should've hit her with the good ol "¡chupa mi la pinga sabrosa, puta!" primo, it just might have worked
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¿Tú hablas español? Preferiría que fueras obeso en un solo idioma, no es necesario que hables en inglés.
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Puedo, si, un nivel básico. No se porque me dijiste el palabra obeso. Estás bien?
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How do you know so much?
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I used to be in that groomercord server
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Are you the Choad?
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You're r-slurred. Keep yourself
safe
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This is was not the own you think
it is 
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archived for posterity in case he realises it: https://web.archive.org/web/20231218042112/https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/229986/unabridged-and-unredacted-unraveling-the-tale
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DEAR MRS. I'M-TOO-GOOD-TO-MAKE-AN-ONLYFANS
THIS'LL BE THE LAST MESSAGE I'LL EVER SEND YOUR BUTT
IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS AND STILL NO WORD, I DON'T DESERVE IT
I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO MESSAGES, I TYPED YOUR USERNAME ON EM PERFECT
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Maybe the redditors were right about dramatards.....
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also lol at VVD's remarks on last match's game
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i dont disagree with him tho, we were lucky to get 1 point
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yah kinda but i think that was the most sloppy i've seen them play this season
they misplaced way too many simple passes for their standards
/r/soccer is usually anti-united so you must have really fricked up to see such comments: https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/18ko23c/shamoon_hafez_van_dijk_there_was_only_one_team
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man actually if u think about it we managed a draw at anfield with the B team and half the squad injured but we got r*ped 7-0 with the main squad
ive been saying we need to blow the team up and get rid of everyone except like 1 or 2 guys
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yeah i actually felt like we could have gone against the run of play and won (holjund
) because they played so poorly but i couldnt say the same when we were down by one goal against brentford for example lol... legit really strange to see them play so poorly at anfield last night
we've too many useless players on huge salaries
it's like going through the motions at your job like most of us do but earning over a hundred thousand a week doing that 
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