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Hey kids! I have a sweet bedtime story to share with y'all. 
!metashit !cuteandvalid
It begins after Aevann gave me 20k mb for dming him an butt pic (this was before he ghosted me). I polled popular opinion on what I should do, and I after everyone told me to gamble it, I YOLOd it into a big slots pull. Luckily, I doubled my money, and I walked home with 40k mb total! I could gamble it again, but tbh I only gambled it in the first place because people told me to. Instead, I had a better idea! A PEEPEE RATING CONTEST! 
This guy ended up winning (nice peepee!), and I payed out the mb. (I spent the rest of the 20k mb ban awarding chuds, like this guy that called me a gay man.
During the contest, though, I recieved a DM from someone. He said that he wouldn't post his peepee on rDrama (smart!), but that he did have a FetLife profile that I could check out. I set up a FetLife account just to look at his profile picture, turns out he was kinda cute. We started chatting, turns out that he lives in a city thats only a few hours drive from me. I really did consider driving out there to frick him, but my normie bestie talked me out of it. Our chats kinda dimmed after that, and I soon moved on to developing crushes on other university students that I actually know irl.
So anyways, that's the story! I could be TED_SIMP 2.0, but sadly I am not because I had my friend exercise an iota of good judgement for me.
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disgusting peepee pic. wish i hadn't looked
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Yeah terrible choice for a winner. It's not ugly but that's not even in the top 10 of users here.
Rdrama users have great peepees for some reason.
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it's a nice length but it definitely needs a trim on that hair
. i have to go over my shit with some scissors once in a while to keep it looking decent or it ends up with that same mad scientist look 
also, i looked through that whole thread and that was the only peepee pic i actually saw. how do i see the others
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Couldn't tell you, it's just information I gathered from people posting their junk randomly in different threads. Looking back I should have saved them.
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He won because it was the only submission.
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They keep their peepees pristine and away from the corruption of flesh
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Behold the eventual fate of yon emote:
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lol thanks for the reminder to backup this on github
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