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transbitch she/her basically a cis woman  11mo ago (text post) 1,065 thread views #230271
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The Story of How I Almost Hooked Up With a Guy On rDrama

Hey kids! I have a sweet bedtime story to share with y'all. :marseyreading: !metashit !cuteandvalid

It begins after Aevann gave me 20k mb for dming him an butt pic (this was before he ghosted me). I polled popular opinion on what I should do, and I after everyone told me to gamble it, I YOLOd it into a big slots pull. Luckily, I doubled my money, and I walked home with 40k mb total! I could gamble it again, but tbh I only gambled it in the first place because people told me to. Instead, I had a better idea! A PEEPEE RATING CONTEST! :capynutpenisshadow: This guy ended up winning (nice peepee!), and I payed out the mb. (I spent the rest of the 20k mb ban awarding chuds, like this guy that called me a gay man.

During the contest, though, I recieved a DM from someone. He said that he wouldn't post his peepee on rDrama (smart!), but that he did have a FetLife profile that I could check out. I set up a FetLife account just to look at his profile picture, turns out he was kinda cute. We started chatting, turns out that he lives in a city thats only a few hours drive from me. I really did consider driving out there to frick him, but my normie bestie talked me out of it. Our chats kinda dimmed after that, and I soon moved on to developing crushes on other university students that I actually know irl.

So anyways, that's the story! I could be TED_SIMP 2.0, but sadly I am not because I had my friend exercise an iota of good judgement for me.

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I could be TED_SIMP 2.0, but sadly I am not

>tries to be a foid

>falls short

a pattern

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:#marseyxd:

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:#marseymanysuchcases:

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!metashit permabnned from the capy himself :marseytedbackstab:

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lol tb wouldn't be permabanned mate

:#marseycapysmoochtrans:

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She tried to blackmail him again threatening to reveal his FetLife account. When will she learn.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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I know for a fact you sent Aevann bussy for his Fetlife deets

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Aevann he's spreading lies about you (and more importantly about me!). Send him on vacation.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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Aevann is not spreading lies about me :marseyindignant: and sending him on vacation sounds like a threat

!jannies coal this site/admin-threatener

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i think fetlife accounts get you the death penalty in egypt

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>she

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@transb-word you have to post bussy :marseytwerkingfast: to get unbanned (if you haven't cut it off yet :marseythinkorino:)

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How do you cut off bussy?? :#marseyflushzoom:

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Like this

:#jasontalking:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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:#mariosleeping: :#mariogoatse:

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Very carefully.

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:#tissuezone:

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with a knife :marseyredhood: :marseyconfused: how else would :marseywould: you do it?

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With peepee :#marseyshy:

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"prema" yea aight

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702962485253085.webp

!metashit :marseyxd:

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>spent 390 currency :marseybux: on pings

:#marseybidoof:

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:marseyitsover: i forgot i left metashit

please upmarsey :marseyupmarsey: to help me recuperate

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:#marseymanysuchcases: come one come all

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You absolutely would not be the next Ted. Your suitor would be a chaser psycho who would murder you at the slightest provocation - heck, probably just from the brutality of his post nut clarity. Either post his name so we can laugh at him or gtfo, gay promiscuity isn't inherently interesting

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You know what this was mean you never did anything wrong to me @transb-word

I'm drunk and rereading this it seems meaner than I meant sorry dude keep on :marseybee:ing yourself

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>i'm so grillpilled bro i just wanna grill

>uh wait i'm not going to grill for a second to say :!marseytrain:s are men

:marseysigh:

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Cissoid nonsense

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>won't name names or post pics

fake and straight

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>names 1 name

>gets b&

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transb-word is immune from bans

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I didn't read any of this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17029816432443562.webp

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disgusting peepee pic. wish i hadn't looked :marseyeyemixer2:

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:#marseyremovethis:

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Behold the eventual fate of yon emote: :marseycuckfiction:

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lol thanks for the reminder to backup this on github :marseyfingerhearts#:

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Yeah terrible choice for a winner. It's not ugly but that's not even in the top 10 of users here.

Rdrama users have great peepees for some reason.

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They keep their peepees pristine and away from the corruption of flesh :marseyimmaculate:

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it's a nice length but it definitely needs a trim on that hair :marseybingus: . i have to go over my shit with some scissors once in a while to keep it looking decent or it ends up with that same mad scientist look :marseychemist:

also, i looked through that whole thread and that was the only peepee pic i actually saw. how do i see the others :marseycoomer2: ?

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Couldn't tell you, it's just information I gathered from people posting their junk randomly in different threads. Looking back I should have saved them.

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He won because it was the only submission.

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!metashit shoot your shot

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I'll give you 56 dc if you let me watch you frick him. Thanks in advance.

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waswrongwitchu

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I once went on a couple dates with a girl I met on PVCC, which I believe was sorta like the predecessor to KiwiFarms? We didn't really click, but she was cute. Wild to think that I got laid thanks to Chris-Chan though.

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I'm sure there are plenty of other gay guys you can hook up with in your area

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Factcheck: This claim hurts trans lives.

:#marseyshapiro:

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Make it interesting :marseylaying: next time dood

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the story of how you almost got catfished*

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murdered*

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Maybe they'll go on another trip to a dramatard's r*pe and murder basement coom room :marseyobamahope:

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*R*ped

Not in the good way tho

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where butt pic

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dms lol

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send. now.

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not after the titty incident sorry

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:marseygun#shotsuicide:

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You talked about rdrama hookups with other normal people?

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I'm sure the invitation to frick and the "bestie" are both very real :carpsurejan:

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One time I was late for work because I helped an older guy push his car :marseysteer: out a snow bank.

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Name the moid

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No I respect his privacy

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:#marseyindignant:

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kitty

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Cool! Blocked

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I hope this time it doesnt get reversed.

@transb-word :#tayflipoff:

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Smh this is not a safe space for u

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Did you see my post the other day where :marseydrama: i mentioned you?

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Wya tho? DM if you're a carnegie mellon foid.

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how did i miss that contest

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whooooooooore

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:#marsey41: :#marseyneutered: :#snipsnip:

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You'll get him next time!

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:#marseyreindeer2:

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So anyways, that's the story! I could be TED_SIMP 2.0

Your friend won't be there to stop you next time

Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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