Maaaaaaaaaaaa they're fighting over ted again

I genuinely don't remember any of this when I was on my date with Ted, and we did talk about her family. Like what you're saying sounds completely made up. Are you sure we're talking about the same Ted? Because the Ted I hooked up with sounded like she had a different voice and personality than the voice clips that Ted made while on Groomercord, and she was also a lot thinner than her pictures. Honestly it would not surprise me if Ted had done something crazy and melodramatic like letting another dramafoid sneakily take her place on the date or something, knowing that I'm a little faceblind and might not be able to tell the difference

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've read on here

they can't help it, she got these scrotes wrapped af

!truecels I would literally kill every single one of you in the most vile and horrific ways imaginable just to receive a smiling emoji from a woman. Jfc its so over.

they just need to rub peepees and get it over with

Getting s*x over groomercord immediately cancels out any coolness having s*x brings

Go watch Ted on Peapeepee its good

Say the line @yayyyy

SPAL's ex-wife is living in his walls trying to give him aids, yet he still comes off better than r-slur, going through moidmoments faster than Ted goes through men