Maaaaaaaaaaaa they're fighting over ted again

I genuinely don't remember any of this when I was on my date with Ted, and we did talk about her family. Like what you're saying sounds completely made up. Are you sure we're talking about the same Ted? Because the Ted I hooked up with sounded like she had a different voice and personality than the voice clips that Ted made while on Groomercord, and she was also a lot thinner than her pictures. Honestly it would not surprise me if Ted had done something crazy and melodramatic like letting another dramafoid sneakily take her place on the date or something, knowing that I'm a little faceblind and might not be able to tell the difference

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've read on here