-Dramatards that don't upmarsey you when you make a comment in response to them. It's just bad manners (cough @Mayor_Brandon_Johnson cough)
-people who make posts about the community “going downhill”. They are never someone who contributes, they just sit around wanting to be entertained. Did you know you can submit content yourself, butthole? And the content here barely matters, it's the jokes in the comments that we are here for.
-Unironic simps. I think 99% of simp comments are just jokes using me or Ted as a stand in name but sometimes I think people here forget this isn't a place to take things seriously. I have a running bit myself where I am in an unrequited crush with Carp. 
Keep it to the DMs please.
-blogposters who make too many personal posts such as myself and Garry Chess. I love seeing “I got XYZ job!” or even mundane things….but we don't need to know what happens to you on a daily basis. Yes this includes me and I'm so sorry, I'm too outgoing for my own good sometimes. I am trying to rein it in.
Post your opinion of who should be shot below 👇
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Yeah, i didn't care so i told you what you wanted to know. What i didn't know was about you. As you can maybe recall, i knew about you and only didn't care until i thought you r*ped her.
Then you started pedoposting and sent a bunch of shit to her only chipperfood would say. That's when i had a problem. I only skimmed your essay. And i dont wanna fedpost but it would not be a new experience for me and i legitimatly am not kidding. You'll believe that i was homeless and used meth and crack but you dont believe in possible vigalante justice (which you deserve)
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No, I believe that you'd try to kill me, I just don't think you'd succeed. You're too unfocused and undisciplined. I'm not offended by your silly threats; I'm simply not scared of them either. You're laughable, and the funniest thing about you is that you're so emotionally fragile that you're enraged by the guy whom you invited to frick your girlfriend, simply because she had more fun than you expected
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Not the first time i got that response
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I'll bet
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Dhdhhd
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literally, !metashit did anyone screengrab r-slurs above comment
where 
he claims to have beaten 
another man to death 
with a hammer 
inside of his home???
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Idk if I got hammer comment but I got one of the edited ones
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What's wrong with playing minecraft?
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Yeah I sent it to the FBI too
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That didn't happen I am a pacifist
Also male feminists aren't people
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No it did, and I saw it
Youre either a liar or a wanted man, and Either way lol
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You have too much trust in law enforcement
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frick i really need to make a rdrama pullpush
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hiiiiiiiiii SPAL, I drank
a fifth of vodka, and Dare me to drive???
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Sounds like somebody might be having a manic episode here
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Why would I report you? I solve hammer-wielding maniac problems the old-fashioned way
But I appreciate your commitment to being dramatic
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Im completely serious right now. If you were closer by god you better be carrying for your sake. Subhuman filth
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!metashit
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i love this marsey
they look so happy
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!metashit gun fight! gun fight!
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I like guns but gdhrhrjdhdhhehfhfhf
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How about you both just settle this in Spokane
Washington like men? No weapons 
other than wooden 
training katanas allowed.
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Why are you ping us to your slapfight then editing your comments?
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im literally screaming, lmao first time??? the other ted orbiter does the same annoying shit too
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DO NOT COMPARE ME TO HIM IT'S TOTALLY FOR THE SAME REASON
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its arguably worse optics for you because you got the girl
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I made a typo
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found the incel
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Who would win in this fight to the death?
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Ideally, they kill each other.
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r-slur strength... I've only heard rumors
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!metashit new spal and r-slur fight since i might as well post it
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The slap fight is getting boring even for us metashit chads
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Upmarsey me
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I have stopped caring to be honest with you fam
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..upmarsey me at least?
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Oops yea sorry i forgot
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you know you could like just... not reply SPAL right
my heart is telling me at the end of the day youre the one fricking ted isnt it
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I was politely asked not to talk about this past weekend (no relation) also i have a temper and alcoholism. And i was doing that but drunk
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literally, fair enough i get extra mean when im drunkposting here too lol
ultimately youre banging the chick so its probably best to let it go and find something else to get angry about
*sips tea*
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That was a drunk
post??? No shit??? and its EVERYTHING
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who caught you slippin queen
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ok so Us girls
up late at night 
watching 
r-slurs fight 
about ted, and Its like deja vu
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True, but how dramatic would that be?
Sadly, no. Ted's got some real good s*x game though, I can see why R-slur gets jealous
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i was telling r-slur he should prolly lay off since hes fricking ted now
sometimes he sounds like youre the one currently banging ted lol
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I know, it's wild. The dude has serious rage issues. He needs to check himself before he wrecks himself
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yeah, hopefully he realises that its literally all banter
i feel like a lot of us (me included lol) have endlessly made fun of you over the whole kerfuffle but you seem nonplussed about it which is respectable
hopefully hes like just drunkposting if not its a little weird
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yaaayyy
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Yayyyy
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