-Dramatards that don't upmarsey you when you make a comment in response to them. It's just bad manners (cough @Mayor_Brandon_Johnson cough)
-people who make posts about the community “going downhill”. They are never someone who contributes, they just sit around wanting to be entertained. Did you know you can submit content yourself, butthole? And the content here barely matters, it's the jokes in the comments that we are here for.
-Unironic simps. I think 99% of simp comments are just jokes using me or Ted as a stand in name but sometimes I think people here forget this isn't a place to take things seriously. I have a running bit myself where I am in an unrequited crush with Carp. 
Keep it to the DMs please.
-blogposters who make too many personal posts such as myself and Garry Chess. I love seeing “I got XYZ job!” or even mundane things….but we don't need to know what happens to you on a daily basis. Yes this includes me and I'm so sorry, I'm too outgoing for my own good sometimes. I am trying to rein it in.
Post your opinion of who should be shot below 👇
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Here's my list:
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The only good gimmickposter besides
@David
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He broke character once to sneed at redditors
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He was just doing us the courtesy of trying to communicate to us on our level.
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Never noticed him tbh
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Nah nah nah
@NervousAnimeProtagonist is still the greatest gimmickposter of all time
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Who's that?
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And to think we made love on his last trip to Brazil
I doubt it's even him using the account
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0 mentions to femboy sharks as well.
Sal bros
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Some things I know a man could never successfully write. Congrats on finally beating the Carp's-alt allegations. Mail me your oldlady underwear
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That is exactly the kind of thing a man would write. A woman would never admit to doing them in the first place.
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I have good insight
t. my Manlet psychiatrist
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A woman would never refer to her psychiatrist as a manlet.
You lack the strategic obsequiousness of a genuine foid.
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He's like 5'5”. I am 4 inches taller. I'm into him bc I have transference and have a soft spot for manlets for some reason.
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It just means she's white. Modern white foids have had bred-out all their honesty, loyalty, obsequity, modesty, and eternal soul. It has been replaced by hot chip and cheating.
If you're looking for a nice trad wife nowadays, you're going to need to marry fat and Muslim.
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No mention of gimmick accounts. But not of chuds either
!nonchuds this is a massive dogwhistle
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Billions will have s*x with chuds.
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You're a carp alt, correct?
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No, Carp is a frozen alt
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Imagine the drama. Y'all should link your accounts as alts for lulz
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What incentive do I have to upmarsey others? NONE. By upmarseying myself (and giving the occasional upmarsey to those who DESERVE IT), I elevate my comments and posts above others
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U downmarsey me all the time and that gives me dramacoin
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Yes because downmarseying has a benefit to ME. If I upmarseyd you, you would currently have 2 upmarseys to my 4. Since I've downmarseyd you, I now have double the difference in upmarseys between your comment and mine, making my comment look much more important and influential to the unassuming eye
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Not if I downmarsey you back, CUTE TWINK
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True but people rarely do so overall, I win
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You will never ever beat me on the downmarseyd leaderboard tho
. I win.
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Never, you say?
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Yeah but you waste all of your coins on unban awards anyway
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my neighbor
that's not how downmarseys work
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Okay I'm unbanned now. You are an r-slur. You are a FRICKING r-slur....
I just want people scrolling by to see that my comments get more votes than the person I'm replying to.
R-SLUR. R-SLUR. R-SLUR.
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YWNBAW
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good
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shopping cart
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Because cheaters are dealt with harshly in a cooperative society, and Sidevote
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This !r-slurs right here can get fricked
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Agreed.
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Carp even tho it's a meme I would love to cook and clean and wear chapel veils for you
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https://www.catholic.com/qa/may-i-marry-and-not-have-children
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I am LITERALLY begging for a pic of your boobs.
-xoxo
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Unironically though, if you could meet up with him and go on a date, guaranteed no dox...come on you would right? I mean, it's carp, the hottest janny on the web.
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I would.
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Good
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Nobody I love all dramacels
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What if you're an unironic simp that sends the unironic stuff privately and ironic stuff publicly. Asking for a friend because i have those haha
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This makes perfectly sense with your constant simping of
@sirpingsalot
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I was actually going to respond to his comment earlier but I didn't want to be cruel
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I'm just glad he didn't post our dm's too
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It's true, for round two he wanted me to frick Ted right in front of him while calling him a dirty little manlet slave. Naturally I reponded as you might expect to these degenerate requests
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Im still fricking her and she has you blocked for good reason. Im also leaving you alone because you're too far away for me to deal with you the way i dealt with the last piece of shit sexual predator i had a problem with. Frick off
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Aw come on, I was just playfully teasing you. Obviously you didn't really say that
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Hfhdh
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No, you are kidding when you say that. You're kidding yourself.
You already know I'm not a libertarian because you only started making those accusations after the Ted situation. This is clearly some weird jealousy issue for you, and I don't see why you're being such an butthole over a woman you encouraged me to frick. Literally my first DM to you was something like "Excuse me, are you and Ted dating? Because I'm thinking of making a move on her." and you were like "No, she's all yours if you want her! Go right ahead!" This was stupid of you, and it's 100% your fault that things unfolded as they did. If you knew you had feelings for Ted you should have just told her instead of publicly pretending to be cool around her so that rdrama wouldn't tease you. Or you could have privately told me something like "Bro, it's complicated... we're somewhere between frickbuddies and partners, and I'm trying to solidify things." And I would have responded "OK, too much drama. Never mind, thanks for the info, and good luck to you." You did absolutely neither of those things. Instead you were like "Oh naw, Ted's really cool, go right ahead and frick her! Here's some of her best selling points." And now you're getting upset at me just because I went ahead and did that.
It's just a shitty way of interacting with people, that's all.
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Yeah, i didn't care so i told you what you wanted to know. What i didn't know was about you. As you can maybe recall, i knew about you and only didn't care until i thought you r*ped her.
Then you started pedoposting and sent a bunch of shit to her only chipperfood would say. That's when i had a problem. I only skimmed your essay. And i dont wanna fedpost but it would not be a new experience for me and i legitimatly am not kidding. You'll believe that i was homeless and used meth and crack but you dont believe in possible vigalante justice (which you deserve)
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I ship it
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I've been ironically simping for every foid here in public for 8 years and never sent an unironic DM.
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Does this mean your harassment is all ironic or that you're not even DMing dramafoids?
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It's all ironic.
I'm volcelmaxxing anyway.
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