So you wanna become a dramatard but can't handle saying trans rights? 
Maybe you can handle saying it on the ironic forum, but maybe you can't handle starting drama in public? 
This guide will help you.
The first and most important thing to remember:
You are worthless and nobody cares about what you have to say
WRONG
Even if that does happen (which it won't because you're worthless) you just influence a mindless zombie that'll embarrass themselves and change their beliefs again. 
The second thing to remember:
If you're anonymously making a fool of yourself, you're doing it right 
Saying “
s suck” on 4chan is feeding the circlejerk and isn't creating actual drama, even if one person disagrees. You want to embarrass yourself. Say “I'm a MTF and I'm proof that trans people aren't pedos”, which brings me to the next tip.
The third thing to remember:
Play a character 
I know you want to use a Marsey pfp when trolling others so your little jerk buds will know you're not actually r-slurred, but remember rule 2. The best drama is drama that a dramatard will take seriously. Don't use an animal pfp when on a political forum, nor use a person pfp when on an animal forum.
The fourth thing to remember:
You're right and everyone else is wrong 
Argue with enemies, bystanders, allies with a slightly different opinion, maybe even bring in random people to argue with. You want to get everyone riled up. 
The fifth thing to remember:
Don't comment on existing drama 
Liking OP's post to boost it in the replies or liking the lolcow's posts are fine, but if someone else is fighting for you, don't waste time fighting them. 
The sixth thing to remember:
Don't be too malicious when STARTING drama 
Unless you're on a free speech forum, don't start it as malicious, make it look like you're confused or just misled. Once your reply starts gaining traction, then you can call people strags and such. 
The seventh thing to remember:
Don't post drama until it's over 
There have been instances where someone leaks to OP that bussylover88 is actually intentionally acting bad, which leads to hidden comments and mod removals. 
The eighth thing to remember:
Don't have fun 
This isn't a game, nobody should be making fun of your opinions. 
This is bound to be updated, I got bored in the middle of writing so I'm just posting this.
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Wow, this post is certainly interesting. What prompts did you use to make it?
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I asked
my brain 
how I can kill 30 minutes today 
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Up vote this comment to validate your opinion
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didnt read lole
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shut the frick up
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Pop off king
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You will never be a staple of rdrama culture. You have no humor, you have no bants, you have no funny memes. You are a homosexual newstrag twisted by internetspeak and a desperate bid to fit in into a crude mockery of rdramas perfection. You have a mental illness called newstrag syndrome.
All the "validation" you get is two faced and half hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your fellow dramanauts laugh at your unfunny schizoposts behind closed doors.
Funny people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of terminal internet use has allowed funny people to sniff out unfunny, dead-on-arrival jokes with incredible efficiency. Even your jokes that "pass" are cringy and forced. Your incessant repitition is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a curious newstrag to look at you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased post history.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear. You'll stop making these "jokes" make a new account, and continue to pursue an even unfunnier "gag". Your fellow dramanauts will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the incessant schizoposts. They'll let your account fade into irrelevancy, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know there is an unfunny bandwagon hopper buried there. Your account will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a (last active 12 years ago) that is unmistakably cringe.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Trans lives matter, I probably should say that after my crazy fricking post early this morning.
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