If you're having trouble being dramatic/less serious, read this

So you wanna become a dramatard but can't handle saying trans rights? Maybe you can handle saying it on the ironic forum, but maybe you can't handle starting drama in public? This guide will help you.

The first and most important thing to remember:

You are worthless and nobody cares about what you have to say

>b-but my words can accidentally make someone believe the wrong opinion!

WRONG

Even if that does happen (which it won't because you're worthless) you just influence a mindless zombie that'll embarrass themselves and change their beliefs again.

The second thing to remember:

If you're anonymously making a fool of yourself, you're doing it right

Saying “s suck” on 4chan is feeding the circlejerk and isn't creating actual drama, even if one person disagrees. You want to embarrass yourself. Say “I'm a MTF and I'm proof that trans people aren't pedos”, which brings me to the next tip.

The third thing to remember:

Play a character

I know you want to use a Marsey pfp when trolling others so your little jerk buds will know you're not actually r-slurred, but remember rule 2. The best drama is drama that a dramatard will take seriously. Don't use an animal pfp when on a political forum, nor use a person pfp when on an animal forum.

The fourth thing to remember:

You're right and everyone else is wrong

Argue with enemies, bystanders, allies with a slightly different opinion, maybe even bring in random people to argue with. You want to get everyone riled up.

The fifth thing to remember:

Don't comment on existing drama

Liking OP's post to boost it in the replies or liking the lolcow's posts are fine, but if someone else is fighting for you, don't waste time fighting them.

The sixth thing to remember:

Don't be too malicious when STARTING drama

Unless you're on a free speech forum, don't start it as malicious, make it look like you're confused or just misled. Once your reply starts gaining traction, then you can call people strags and such.

The seventh thing to remember:

Don't post drama until it's over

There have been instances where someone leaks to OP that bussylover88 is actually intentionally acting bad, which leads to hidden comments and mod removals.

The eighth thing to remember:

Don't have fun

This isn't a game, nobody should be making fun of your opinions.

This is bound to be updated, I got bored in the middle of writing so I'm just posting this.