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Merryvann capy/bara world's largest rodent  9mo ago (text post) 1,706 thread views #244733 spent 75 currency on pings
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  • whyareyou : Ban users who don't chud anyone in six consecutive months, it's the only way forward
  • DickButtKiss : The bi yearly "chuds are taking over" thread
  • KissingerFanBoyNoCarp : And every time the thread is correct but doesn't change anything.
  • Rankine_911 : make me a janny i promise i'll only abuse my authority a little

i just realized that the current jannies here are useless and dont do shit, so we need new jannies to root out the chud menace before they turn this site into voat

!jannies kill urselves u inactive trash

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I would like to apply

!nonchuds !cuteandvalid herald your new queen

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I feel like you'll probably use your powers to ban me as soon as I sneeze, but it feels incredibly dramaphobic to not endorse you in this endeavor wholeheartedly.

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@A PLEASE.

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Those who seek power do not deserve power :marseysmughips:

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  • H : You're not a "woman." You're an agp dude.

When have I ever "deserved" anything? Clearly, God didn't think I "deserved" to be a woman. Yet here we are. I am a woman not because I "deserved" to be one but rather that I AM one; that my destiny has aligned myself to assume the role of one. I do not deserve power, but rather my destiny IS POWER, and I will do whatever it takes to assume my destiny.

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Based and prometheus-pilled.

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Holy frick its so big.

This kinda brings me to my recent theory that big donger havers take massive shits

!fellas with big peepees i need confirmation is this a thing or are my notes skewed? I have noted that magnum dongers take on average about the size of a chipotle burrito log can anyone confirm?

Frick it !schizos as well and maybe !doctors

Heck it !sciencelovers get in here as well

I am going to bring !jannies into this conversation as well to counterbalance with small peepee results

To clarify this is all peer reviewed and i do not have photos of the monstrosities i have encountered because i am generally so mortified by the size and girth that i immediately try to flush it down the potty

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>doctors ping group on rdrama

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1692499689837738.webp

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The more outreach the better. I mainly wanna hear what garry has to think

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Garry isn't in the ping group, he died from being stabbed by a prostitute in a vegas hotel room

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Nah I have a baby peepee (sissy clitty) and big poops straight up fall out of my butt so big it's like I'm giving birth :marseychestburster: to aids poop stillborns

Trans lives matter

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You must eat a lot of fiber

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1 didn't know rescue dog hearts :marseygrouphug: had a lot of fiber :#marseynotes:

Trans lives matter

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Do you frick the dogs before or after killing them?

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God darnit, no. Stop. This needs to be an entire thread. We need sitewide pinging and polls on this.

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I agree 👍 maybe after work i'll write an effortpost with marseys and funny polls :marseystonetoss:

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magnum dongers take on average about the size of a chipotle burrito log can anyone confirm?

Factcheck: experts have called this one false

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>he doesnt know

:#marseysmug2:

Trans lives matter

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Power seeks me, which is why I deserve it.

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I think you'd make a good janny, with a reluctant, anti-janny attitude

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>I think you'd make a good janny

:marseytears: that's the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.

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:marseyknowthatfeelbro: I'm sorry!

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Janny sortition is the obvious answer @A

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He does make people mad, but he's also a thin-skinned cry baby who bans people who hold a mirror up to him.

Can dish it out, but cannot take it

It's tips to being incredibly dramaphobic when you weigh both sides

!chuds weigh in on making the cry baby a top level :marseytrain: janny

:#marseyjudge:

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they already sperged out while jannying one of the holes

is it "good for drama"? yeah in theory, but the admins here already seem too get in a tizzy when shit blows up

this will make that happen more often, not less

so up too them whether they want too deal with that or not

@Bookers stand with israel

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would be funny to have an actual :marseytrain:janny

What do you think justcool393 is lol

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Dead :#marseyrain:

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JC hasn't been a janny in ages. Trappy is the only trans lives matter woman on the team.

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omg hi @TheDunceonMaster!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say trans lives matter lol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt have trans lives matter in it. anyways im like just a robot 😲 but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lol

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If transb-word gets modded im cutting my peepee & balls off and mailing it to Aevann

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Holy shit, now she's gotta get the mop.

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>she

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I was just shitposting but now I really wanna see this happen. @A I wanna see this b-word cut his peepee and balls off please

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U better be careful cos after HRT ima mog u

Already on a rigorous sissy hypno regimen and my BBL is scheduled for this summer :marseybutt:

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None of these words are in the Bible

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WRONG r-slur!! The following words of my post appear in scripture:

be, after, already, on, and, my, is, for,

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Okay but im cherry picking only the no nos and weird ones here.

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I too will cut off your peepee and balls and mail them to Aevann

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:marseyshy3:

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Cut off yours instead :#marseysmug:

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You're prolly a better pick than me

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Deranged meme jannies need balanced out by less deranged jannies who share their ideology.

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I can't vote for a sidevoter

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She has my vote :taythumbsup:

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This has my unironic support please make it so !trekkies

Trans lives matter

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I like you better than chuds

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Oh look another site jannied by basement dwelling white men in dresses

Trans lives matter

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