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I promised a Ted_S story on Wednesday. But as things stand, I'm worried

So far my half hearted research has implicated carp, spal, geese, albussy, Brzl, crusty, r-slur, woot in the Ted polycule

Schizocel, Dramacel, Chiobu, Penny, Dramacel and Sandkwinn are in the know how of what went down. But each of them only have partial information about the shitstorm.

Akumuyume, Mello, Absinthe know of Ted's irl name

Harpooner had been aware of it too.

A lot more might have some scattered info from lurking on Kiwifarms

Copious amount of data regarding how Ted likes slutmaxxing and likes butt s*x have been circulated widely and read by a lot of people

Even I have come to know part of her irl identity through various people who have provided me with random bits and pieces of info.

So, the question now is, with these many powerusers implicated in this, how do I make a post and get out unscathed. I'm posting this and going to attach a poll going full Elontarded Vox Populi Vox Dei...

If I post it in KF, I will get banned from here for eternity no doubt.

If I post something which powerusers don't like it'll immediately be yeeted

What do I do. I need some guidance regarding this. I asked several people about this too. They have said they're also unsure since they are just users but not uberjannies

Give me your honest opinions

!metashit !poll_voters !effortposters

I'm going to check in a few hours later

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All of you are deranged. All of you.

I have seen evidence that you were blackmailing users here with the threat of doxxing Ted. This is not normal. This is deranged.

I have seen that you collected 1500 screenshots of messages sent to/about Ted. This is not normal. This is deranged.

And now you are going to release some big dossier on Ted. This is not normal. This is deranged.

This isn't about powerusers. This is about a common rule that has always existed: Don't dox people. I know you think it's about some absurd poweruser clique. Well, I barely understand what is going on here, so, despite being a janny, I am definitely not a part of "the clique". I have never fricked @ARNOLD_FRIEND, lmfao. I have never met a single dramatard irl, and my only groomercord usage really is asking @A questions.

Yes the powerusers are weird. It is objectively weird to sleep with anyone from RDrama. But so are you. It isn't the powerusers that are going on this ridiculous crusade against some user.

I'm not going to ban you, as I can't really stop you from doing this, and I'm not sure if you are actually intending on breaking any rules. All I can do is ask you to seriously consider the person that the internet has twisted you into. No, you weren't always like this, don't cope about this -- parasocial internet addiction brought you to this point. Could you explain this to your Mom or Dad without sounding like a loser?

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soyjak me. I'm ready

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Trve leadership is when you're the soyjak and that's okay

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there can't be chad wojak without soyjak

:#marseyyinandyang:

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back me up !moidmoment

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nobody did this over other people who have s-xbadge or whatever, it's obviously just that leaked chats and actual drama was funny (though it has gotten stale)

but I still maintain that if this was about people on a different website exactly zero people would've been complaining about it

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Complaining about the :marseyautism: dossier :marseyautism:

Or complaining about the fricking?

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people have been complaining from the start that it's metadrama or groomcord shit etc, even though it's obviously much more interesting than the usual groomcord stuff to many people here

and now that it's neurodivergent as if that doesn't also apply to everything else here

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it's obviously much more interesting than the usual groomcord stuff

Not really. :marseyshrug:

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the leaked dms were funny :marseysad:

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The "yayyyy" one was gold but I'm not sifting through the rest of it.

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Ok, here's the deal. I have a thing for statistics.

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Oh, that's interesting and sexy

cracked me up.

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This is difficult because I appreciate the metadrama, but at the same time you are right this is a huge moid moment

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same :marseycry:

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I agree no one should dox ted. Like I said in another comment, this isn't about Ted.

Teds orbiters are a massive moidmoment, and that's what I want to know about

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Death camps for dramatards

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Very true

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I have never met a single dramatard irl,

Can I be your first :marseyflirt:

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how juicy is ur bussy

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Come and find out :horny:

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I can't remember what that scene :marseyarthoe5: is from it's so familiar :marseyschizowall:


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101 Dalmatians.

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Thank you, haven't seen that in over 15 years lol :marseyembrace:


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What do you mean "all of you"? It's only one person putting this together.


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>i have never :marseyitsover: met a single :marseykiwimom: dramatard :marseydramautist: irl

WRONG. i know where :marseydrama: you live, if follow :marseycursor: you around, i even made smalltalk with you at a supermarket once. I go through all this trouble :marseyevilgrin: to make our (inevitable) future :marseyfortuneteller: friendship seem natural, but now i feel disrespected

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next time we meet simply say "the marsey bacons at midnight" and I will give you the most intense night of lovemaking you have ever had

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!volcels help me please :marseypleading2: he wants to sap and impurify my precious :marseycrystal: bodily fluids

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!chuds this person seems to be one of you.

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he literally owns the nonchuds ping group

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I know but that little rat has to let me back in, how dare he mock glorious Russia...

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How could he backstab his greatest supporter and the purest nonchud of this site?

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always has been, but I sure ain't reading all that words to see how you'd determine this from this comment in particular

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on the fifth line he espouses his love for Adolf Hitler. then on the 7th he is calling to arms for a "Russian genocide" and apparently he has maga hat at home.

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@rDramaHistorian you're a loser :marseynerdy: and you should :marseynorm: feel like a loser :marseyegbert:

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Am I deranged too :marseyexcited:

I tried to make my gimmick being an unhinged wingnut but sometimes I feel like my efforts don't shine through against the backdrop of genuine crazy people :marseysad:

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>the backdrop of genuine crazy people

meeeeeeeeeee :meow:

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:soycry:


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stfu :pepesimp:

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@A your mod team post like they're constipated! This bad b-word thought this was a snappy post for like a full minute

This post rests on native land owned by obese goth bitches

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TRVTH NVKE

Imagine thinking your Julian Assange for tracking when and where some literally who internet woman had s*x.

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Are you feeling okay bud?

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It's not even interesting, more depressing. Just a bunch of sad people who fricked once or twice in between being sad and angry.

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All straight scrotes need to be banned. Now. (except the ones I like tbf) (and only when the drama is finished)

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Cute twink

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all i wanna know is why are they all feinding for the same mayo zoomer gussy

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Schizocel, Dramacel, Chiobu, Penny, Dramacel and Sandkwinn are in the know how of what went down. But each of them only have partial information about the shitstorm.

Is this like that episode where they have to cooperate with the Klingons, Romulans, and Cardassians because they each had a piece of the puzzle? :marseypopcorntime:

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:#marseyautismpat:

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It needed to be said but holy shit it doesn't need to come from you

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I'm like 90% not neurodivergent

Edit: 80%

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Idk what that means but Ted is literally Thanos and @rDramaHistorian is Batman with the 6 gems clapping @rDramaHistorian's hands

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:marseyakshually: They're stones

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All gems are stones

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as gems, are in fact, stones, or as I've recently taken to calling them, Marvel Comic's Infinity Stones.

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Bring back Dramacel :'(

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I fricking hate straggots

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“I had s*x with Ted”

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Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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!metashit lend him our power :marseyreactor:

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post it. if you get banned, post it on kf

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He doesn't know anything more than what the average overly-online does:

1. Ted starts sexting/banging some dudes on rdrama two years ago. She's 21 and getting out of college and an off-and-on engagement, life's kind of dramatic and prescription-grade amphetamines don't make that easier.

2. She quits and rejoins the site a few times depending on a) where she is on her amphetamine high or low and b) how grating the user base is against sexcapades

3. She bangs a 50 year-old divorcee and a guy named r-slur. This sets the rdrama userbase alight in a) mirth or b) a kind of incel jealousy that has outed itself further as SPAL continues to sow his wild oats through the better half (tenth) of our user base.

Drama here and there as a 21-23 year-old girl threatens to kill herself online because of relationship drama and to a lesser extent, the difficulty finding a job with her degree


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Are people this enchanted with the average life story of straight white women? This is just what straggot yt foids do.

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I thought it was light, fun drama until people started getting obsessive about it. I can only imagine it stems from sexual frustration in their own lives since the “ironic” sperging about it feels a lot less ironic now


:#marseyastronaut:

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she was engaged?

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Yea, she got back with him once or twice over the years this was happening, which probably impacted her feelings toward the site a lot more than the metadrama, which is why I think the guy's retelling of history is pretty :marseymid:


:#marseyastronaut:

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so ur telling me theres a guy out there in love with a thot who gives it up to literal r-slurs she meets on gossip forums?

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Darn we've got ourselves a real Edward Snowden here.

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Unironically

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It just seems like a lot of people having fun with their lives and one 🤓 pooping, pissing and cumming because he's not in on the action.

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Ted defense force :marseyjetbombing: assemble!

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Ted is an adult and can handle her own mess.

rDramaHistorian had a big melty awhile back because Ted stopped talking to him or rejected to him, made some really pathetic post about it, and then ever since has been on a scorned warpath against her.

It's just kinda funny to me that he acts like he's doing it out of some quest for drama when in reality it's very personal to him.

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because Ted stopped talking to him or rejected :marseytheyhaterhermessage: to him

:#carpxdoubt: @rDramaHistorian can you verify the rejection :marseyno:

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>because Ted stopped talking to him or rejected to him

@WootFatigue if you provide one shred of evidence to me or @JohnnyBOO that I approached Ted here/groomercord/tinder/grindr/snap/tiktk/insta whatever with the intention of flirting I'll leave this site forever

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I don't care if you're here or not.

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Lame reply for lame accusation then

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I'm pretty sure he deleted the post but people have mentioned it.

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I was the instigator :marseygaslighter: of that meltdown I know what happened lol

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Am I right or did I misremember?

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Ted is an adult

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Fight for 25 as much as you want, but 23 is an adult.

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woot she is kinda brain damaged lol

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shes not all there mentally

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Are you talking about this post? It was keyed actually

@ARNOLD_FRIEND I love you but at this point you shouldn't just quit https://rdrama.net, you should actually keep yourself safe.

I'm not joking, you've fricked strangers on the internet, you've been doxxed, you've been ridiculed to the extreme by a group of people who get ridiculed by normies 99% of the time. It has never been so over as it is for you right now.

There is no way up left for you. You have no shot left at a thriving career, a caring wife, a loving mother or anything else. I would have liked to see you become an ornithologist but come on, if you had the resolve to become one, you would have the tenacity to not frick a dramatard.

You're probably going to die in a meth or heroin OD when you're 40 and your last days would be a painful hallucination of the places you always wanted to visit and the birds that you would have loved to watch.

It's better to just keep yourself safe when you no there's no way you're escaping this fate. I would suggest blade to the wrist because it matches your aesthetic.

Hope you read this Kween. Love you. :marseyxoxo:

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Darn, you're really mad over this, but thanks for the effort you put into typing that all out! Sadly I won't read it all.

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lmao

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May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem. :marseyakbar:https://i.rdrama.net/images/169731781958969.webp

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shieeeetz how do you do this so consistently lmao

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cat balls

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