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I just spoke with Krayon (sister toucher)'s dad on the phone

X (formerly chiobu) was able to find Krayon (sister toucher)'s actual Dad. His dad is a Pastor.

I called the phone number I found for him and we had a really wonderful conversation. His dad also prayed for me.

It turns out he was already aware of the situation. Krayon (sister toucher) got concerned and felt guilty when I said the doxxing made me suicidal and he went to his dad for advice.

Krayon (sister toucher), I forgive you. You are beyond blessed to have such a kind and loving father, I hope you know that.

I ask that no one bothers his father as he is already aware of what happened and asked me to contact him if this continues or happens again.

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:marseysad2: it was funnier when his dad was a crazy murderer.

Pastors are annoying because they're so sincere it's hard to be a b-word to their face but then they'll get you with guilt and :marseyjesus: later. Some of my earliest internet trolling was stirring up shit on Christian message boards to try and look kewl to internet atheists :marseyamazingatheist: but my opsec was poor and some preacher called our house and ratted me out to my dad / told him he was praying for me and that I was just a wayward little lamb. :marseysheep: I felt really bad for a solid few days and got my internet privileges restricted for a few weeks, by which time I no longer felt guilty and was righteously outraged that I couldn't even go on AIM.

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Was this before facebook? Because it would be extra funny that way

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I think so. When did FB start? Like 2010?

I was like 12 or 13 going on PHP message boards and AOL chat rooms and trying to pwn the christfags through facts and logic and blowing their minds with the flying spaghetti monster. I thought the internet atheists were so impressed with how kewl and smart I was for owning the bible thumpers but actually in retrospect the Jeebus lovers were nicer and the atheists were weird neckbear :marseycoomer2:.

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How the F did you get doxxed then? Did you post with your full name or something

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It was a long time ago and I'm not 100% sure I knew even at the time.

I gave up way more personal details on the atheist forum because I wanted attention there (I lied and said I was 16 to be cooler, but I probably said the name of my town and my school) and I think it really never occurred to me that the Godhead could follow me home to the same forum I was posting lots of links from in support of my dumb arguments. :marseypaintretard:

I really thought Internet Christians were stupid and I was euphoric in my own intelligence. I was a very bright, very stupid, very obnoxious child.

Plus ça change

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I was a very stupid, very obnoxious child.

And you still are today!

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Yeah, no shit. :marseyblowkiss: That's what Plus ça change means, so thanks for making the same joke I already made at my own expense, but dumber, and not in classy French.

Are you sure you're not an rslurred christstrag?

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>French comedy

:#marseysleep:

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Not knowing french actually means hes smarter than you

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Am I ever glad I never fell down the internet atheist rabbit hole :marseyautismgenocide:

Idk why it missed me, I was the perfect candidate to be a fedora lord

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:marseyheart: good on you. I'm glad that we're friends :marseyheart:

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Simp

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:marseypearlclutch2#:

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Pretty much the exact same experience. I thought I was being so euphoric and the Christians I insulted were kind to me. I no longer care whether they are wrong or right.

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I was trolling on yahoo chat rooms in 1996

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When did FB start? Like 2010?

imagine being too young to witness facebook in all its glory prior to public release in 2006. It was real people posting like it was 4chan with their real names. It was just a doxing service until a little after 2010. You could find anyone with the smallest bit of info about them

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!besties new jimielore :#marseygossip:

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Pastors are annoying because they're so sincere

:#marseyxd:

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Tldr?

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THE YEAR: 1990 SOMETHING

:marseybib: <-- @JimieWhales

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:marseypastor: :marseygossip: :!marseygrilling2:

"no more internet jimie"

:marseygrilling2talking: :!marseybib:

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You forgot to upmarsey my comment

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sorry sir. Wont happen again sir.

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RNGesus confirms: pasture was GAY

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