My roommate keeps being loud when he gets up in the morning so I keep peeing in his pans

Yeah like it's so loud and annoying. I go to work after him so technically my wake up is always 530. This is especially gay because I actually like to sleep. So every day for months I just pee a LITTLE bit into his pans. I wash it out mostly so he can't tell but yeah this neighbor likes boy pee. What a strag amirite lads? :marseypiss: