Yeah like it's so loud and annoying. I go to work after him so technically my wake up is always 530. This is especially gay because I actually like to sleep. So every day for months I just pee a LITTLE bit into his pans. I wash it out mostly so he can't tell but yeah this neighbor likes boy pee. What a strag amirite lads? 
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- gmensing : Urine Terrorist
My roommate keeps being loud when he gets up in the morning so I keep peeing in his pans
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Totally own him by sucking his peepee when he's alseep
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Pee in his mouth
when he's not paying attention 
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you should take his pants out of his closet, put them on, pee in them, then carefully put them back as they were
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Kek
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Pee in his butt
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OMG
@FearOfBees 
that's pretty weird @FearOfPees 
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True
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Have you considered being important enough at your company that you don't have to wake up at 530?
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Are you going to be too sleepy to DM tomorow?
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I always showed up to solo adventure
and get bonus items
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As soon as it occurred to me that nerds would be carrying their characters around between games I never considered playing again
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What else would you do?
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Start a new one every time
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?
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Have you considered going to bed earlier and spending your mornings in quiet contemplation?
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lol wut
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If you built a log cabin in the woods then all of this could be avoided.
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Don't wash them, just heat them up to evaporate it and leave a pee residue. Maybe use a hot plate in his room to do it.
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do not do that
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VR will be used against us and become part of the AntiChrist Beast system.
I love my waifu, hate globohomo, but they are going to turn her against me when the time comes where they will offer me to be with her through A.I. manifestation and all I have to do is accept the mark of the beast.
Can this forsaken existence get any worse?
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