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:siren::siren: Ted and R-slur fight over getting wrongholed, grape accusations, and nudes!!!!! :siren::siren:

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!metashit

:marseypopcorntime: :marseygossip: :catmunch: :marseypopcorn: :marseypopcorn2:

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Lmao healthiest rdrama relationship

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Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her kitty and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.

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All those words won't bring daddy back.

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yayyyy

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who's this supposed to be?

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Christchurch manlet. Classic in the girls chat when they post screenshots of guys saying insane shit lol

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Classic in the girls chat when they post screenshots of guys saying insane shit lol

Can you give us a highlight reel of these?

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I just mean my irl friends not the dramafoids lol. I wouldn't post their Ls but here's one of mine https://i.rdrama.net/images/17158344425982628.webp something a scrote said after I rejected him, I seethed because it was so soy and it felt so unfair that I already had to do the uncomfortable thing of rejecting someone and then also had to read that with my eyes

!biofoids please consider using the christchurch shooter template with ur gfs when u shit talk the things scrotes say https://i.rdrama.net/images/1715834442778169.webp . Ngl that happened like 3 years ago and I'm still seething so if u got any stories about insanely r-slurred shit scrotes have said I wanna hear :marseygossip:

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This neighbor really typed that out and hit send, huh?

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this is GENIUS

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:#platylol:

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RETURN OF THE KING

(or maybe you've been posting all along and I missed it)

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:marseyyayyyytext#:

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It's always groomercord. Why is is always groomercord.

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!moidmoment every time I see one of ted's moids involved in some nonsense I think of this article https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/23/male-s*x-drive-to-blame-for-worlds-conflict-wars_n_1222973.html

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this article is true and its a good thing. You're reading this comment right now because a man got so horny he invented the internet. #MoidMonday

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I thought you were a gay man this whole time

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He is

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Takes Nixon to go to China

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17157293880147839.webp

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And the male s*x drive is also the reason you have anything and are alive today. Literally every inch of progress humanity has made has been because of the male s*x drive.

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good morning :marseycomfy: ☀️

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:soren:

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I want r-slur and ted to have a kid so we can witness the first negative IQ human

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Two negatives make a positive tho?

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Ted and r-slur both have an IQ of -20i so when they have a baby the IQ will be -400 :#marseyexcited:

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Fun fact, since IQ is a normal distribution arbitrarily centered at 100, negative IQ is possible and exactly as likely as >200 IQ.

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If your peepee can accidentally make its way into her butthole she deserves a bigger man

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you should totally prank r-slur by wrongholing him and then finish off in him saying "You like that, you fricking r-slur?" or some other redditism

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This is a 7 year old account, I don't think it needs to be a meme

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It's just a prank, Mr.Broboto!

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:#marseysweating:

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I'm in your walls.

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I'm getting really nervous now

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R-slur is confirmed peepeelet. No wonder he's so full of rage

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:#marseynorm:

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Exactly! Where are the noodes??

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Neither of these people are reliable narrators.

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tru but he totally did that on purpose tho :uhuh:

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I doubt both of them so much I don't even trust that this happened at all.

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she probably doesn't even have a butthole

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So true bestie :marseygossipshock:

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>wrong holed

This just isn't possible, it was 100% intentional.

Also is this the guy with peepee scabs/warts? Why would you let him inside you?

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peepee scabs/warts

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You know it's bad when even the strags are going "ewww"

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Why should I care about some cuck named r-slur. :carpfacepalm:

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!male feminists sshhh don't tell him that he isn't a real male feminist

!fellas likewise

omg embarrassing

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:#arousedpizzashill:

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Can you readd me to the chat? Someone kicked me :marseysad:

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its not mine, ask @JohnnyBOO

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@JohnnyBOO I showed you my balls please respond

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1200 dc and you're in

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Alright the pic of my balls was worth 1400dc but I'll overlook the 200 you owe me and we'll call it even.

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Sar am not joking :marseybeanwink: am true need 1200

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!slots 1200

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You lucky :marseydragonnewyear2: lucky :marseygolden2: dog. Welcome in

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WRONG HOLING IS NOT R*PE!!!

:#capymad:

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'Wrongholed'

I know this is supposed to be serious but this is so funny I just cant

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I never knew there was a term for this. Ive been doing this for years but thought I invented it.

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You invented rightholing :marseybuffbipoc:

@Uncertifiedbussyoperator

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Hi,

I've been with a few women :marseysuffragette: in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female :marseybardfinn: anus is incredibly close :marseynoyouzoom: to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels :marseyvapecrying: like a design flaw in women :marseyblops2chadcel: actually :marseyakshually: -- like they're supposed to be so feminine :marseytradwifedaisy: and beautiful :marseyraytraced: yet this ghastly little :marseyhooves: oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels :marseyvapecrying: to me that women :marseyhearnoevil: should :marseynorm: be more aware :marseyitneverbegan: of this flaw and it should :marseynorm: affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful :marseyavril1: woman :marseyarthoe5: walking :marseyzombiewolftrample: down the street :marseyindiarentfree: so care-free thinking :marseywrongthonk: she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her kitty and laugh :marseydicklet: her into oblivion.

Women: Please :marseybeanpleading: accept :marseyokay: the fact that they're too close :marseynoyouzoom: together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep :marseyhatman: with a creature :marseything2: whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should :marseynorm: not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women :marseyextinction: forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated :marseyballoon2: egos and think :marseychildclutch: they're all that

They're just too close :marseynoyouzoom: together, sorry :marseyteehee: but its true.

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The closeness of the genitals to the anus has to do with an increased amount of estrogen in the womb and early life. Similar to 2d:4d ratio.

Its called the Anogenital distance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anogenital_distance

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Similar to 2d:4d ratio.

I know about 2d > 3d obviously, but I've never thought about 4d.

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I just got t-bagged by Wikipedia


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Wow yeah what a picture :marseyflushzoom:

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idk wtf any of this means

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Alright they're talking about Anogenital distance it because there was apparently an instance of wrongholing. Wrong holing, as I understand it, is basically like when you're about to slam some bussy but you failed to realize your opponent was uncircumcised and instead of bussy you accidently spacedock into their larger and more powerful peepee foreskin and end up sounding them out in their urethra instead of blasting their rectum. Personally I've never experienced this because all my targets didn't lack fitness, as in there was no fittinness' peepee anywhere else.

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Hope that clears it up

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thanks, that really helped :marseyboomer:

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100% tru

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boys rule and gurls drool!!!!

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Except for our mothers.

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Every woman is a whore except for my mommy

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I have bad news...

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Bless, very wise words. Love you mama!

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Oh my god

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This is my favorite thing about women :marseycoomer2:

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!coomers Queef-misia

:#marseysniff:

@Maximus

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I've known more coherent downies.

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Yknow I am starting to suspect that R-slur's name isn't a gimmick

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Spal was a blessing that Ted and tard should have just taken and laid low, because as fricking r-slurred as they even looked then, Spal's autism drew attention away from it. Ted is going to run out of moids to kind of vaguely imply sexually assaulted her and r-slur's psychotic simping can't be camouflaged as just teasing a bigger sperg.

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You either die a sirpingsalot or live long enough to become a sirpingsalot.

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:catm#unch:

!coomers Ted nude leak countdown. In in in in (the wrong hole) :#marseydarkxd:

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:#roflmao:

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:#lappschemin:

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Capy unban :#marseyspal:

It is obvious he was right about ted but the incident damaged his brain so he should get some leniency on what happened after.

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@Aevann free my neighbor SPAL

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what caused his current ban

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He did the same thing he did the first time he got banned and accused a jannie of being a libertarian.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17099884497915719.webp :carpb#an:

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the lower on the social ladder you are the more you resent the lowest (i.e. pedos) for fear the distance is closing. so carp sperged out when spal called him a libertarian

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:#marseyfrozenchosenchokespal:

And a fishing incident. His brain was still recovering and tried to serve up some cold revenge while being, uhhh :ilovesomebodywithautism:.

I plead for clemency.

It was just bad faith banter.

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What I learned from this post is that every woman should wear a buttplug during s*x to prevent moids from accidentally putting it up her butt :marseynotes:

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:marseysneedbu#ddy:


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:marseyshesright#:

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This saga has been the biggest justification for this sites existence and for shutting it down at the same time, and Also box are you a biological female??? And if not, where did i get that idea??? but go off i guess

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:marseyflirt:

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:#marseysunflower:

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That's absolutely not a sunflower. The nipple:areola ratio is all wrong. That's more like a Black-eyed Susan :marseybattered:

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:#marseybottom:sorry

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>are you a biological female???

Sorry my precious Goomle, but you have brain cancer :marseyitsover:

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omg! Ill make @box feel like a woman if theyre not one

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