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:siren::siren: Ted and R-slur fight over getting wrongholed, grape accusations, and nudes!!!!! :siren::siren:

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Hi,

I've been with a few women :marseysuffragette: in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female :marseybardfinn: anus is incredibly close :marseynoyouzoom: to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels :marseyvapecrying: like a design flaw in women :marseyblops2chadcel: actually :marseyakshually: -- like they're supposed to be so feminine :marseytradwifedaisy: and beautiful :marseyraytraced: yet this ghastly little :marseyhooves: oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels :marseyvapecrying: to me that women :marseyhearnoevil: should :marseynorm: be more aware :marseyitneverbegan: of this flaw and it should :marseynorm: affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful :marseyavril1: woman :marseyarthoe5: walking :marseyzombiewolftrample: down the street :marseyindiarentfree: so care-free thinking :marseywrongthonk: she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her kitty and laugh :marseydicklet: her into oblivion.

Women: Please :marseybeanpleading: accept :marseyokay: the fact that they're too close :marseynoyouzoom: together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep :marseyhatman: with a creature :marseything2: whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should :marseynorm: not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: Do not let women :marseyextinction: forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated :marseyballoon2: egos and think :marseychildclutch: they're all that

They're just too close :marseynoyouzoom: together, sorry :marseyteehee: but its true.

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The closeness of the genitals to the anus has to do with an increased amount of estrogen in the womb and early life. Similar to 2d:4d ratio.

Its called the Anogenital distance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anogenital_distance

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I just got t-bagged by Wikipedia


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Wow yeah what a picture :marseyflushzoom:

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Similar to 2d:4d ratio.

I know about 2d > 3d obviously, but I've never thought about 4d.

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idk wtf any of this means

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Alright they're talking about Anogenital distance it because there was apparently an instance of wrongholing. Wrong holing, as I understand it, is basically like when you're about to slam some bussy but you failed to realize your opponent was uncircumcised and instead of bussy you accidently spacedock into their larger and more powerful peepee foreskin and end up sounding them out in their urethra instead of blasting their rectum. Personally I've never experienced this because all my targets didn't lack fitness, as in there was no fittinness' peepee anywhere else.

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Hope that clears it up

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thanks, that really helped :marseyboomer:

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100% tru

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boys rule and gurls drool!!!!

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Except for our mothers.

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Every woman is a whore except for my mommy

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I have bad news...

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Bless, very wise words. Love you mama!

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Oh my god

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This is my favorite thing about women :marseycoomer2:

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!coomers Queef-misia

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I've known more coherent downies.

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